DoS jokes
Why do orphans like boomerangs more than their parents? The boomerang comes back.
One day I saw a kid cry, so I go, "Let's go find your parents." I miss my job at the orphanage.
Why do orphans get lost on boats? They can't find the home room.
Punch an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Guys, what do you call an un-aborted and parentless child?...
An orphan.
What does an orphan call a family photo taking a selfie?
How do you say "fish" without the "i"?
Fsh
Memes
Why do so many kids die in school shootings? Because you're not allowed to run in the corridors.
Me: Knock, knock.
Another person (OP): OP: Who's there? Me: Hatch. OP: Hatch who? Me: Bless you =) OP: But I didn't sneeze. Me: You just don't get a joke, do you?
Why do orphans have no sense of humor?
I guess they've never heard a dad joke.
What do you call a rabbit with a big ass?
A BUNny.
Do emos eat...
Happy meals?
Do you know what the hardest part of school is?
Peter: *curses* Sam: Wow, do you kiss your mother with that mouth? Peter: Ha, joke’s on you! I don’t have a mother.
Tony, having a heart attack: ASFJDHJWNSGREGEJDHFWVWHUSYSG PETER, WE TALKED ABOUT THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!
Why do orphans cry alone?
They do not have a mom's lap to sit on and a shoulder to cry on.
What do you call a man with no shins? Tony.
Hey, are you bored? Kick an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What do you call an 18 year old orphan?
Homeless.
If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What do you call a suspicious dog?
A sussy bark-er.
Q: What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill?
A: A mud slide.
Why do orphans air?
It’s invisible just like their parents.