DoS jokes
Why do orphans hate the letter FMD? Because F stands for "family," M stands for "mom," and D stands for "dad."
Why do orphans become criminals?
To know what it’s like to be wanted.
Teacher said, "You never do your homework," so I shot her 7 times with a M1 BushDid911 and replied, "It's all in my backpack, can you grade it please?"
What do orphans, parents, and Nemo have in common?
Neither can be found.
What do you call a deer that has no eyes?
No eye deer.
Memes
murder
What do you call a Punjabi that’s drowning? Mandeep.
Where do you find an orphan? Just look for your mum.
Do you know when the thing of you when the was is where you and if you when you where if I and you where in the thing is where yes?
What game console do emergency vehicles play? Wii U!!!
What do phones and orphans have in common?
They selfie! (It's because they don't have parents.)
Why do orphans hate iPhones? Because they have a home button.
What do you call a bad player? A noob.
How do you make an octopus laugh?
Ten tickles!
White Russians, do you mean red, white, blue, and dead White Russians?
If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Unbelievable! When doctors touch my body, it’s alright, but if I do the same to some lady, apparently it’s "harassment!"
Do you know Wildee?
What's that?
Will deez nuts fit into your mouth?
Why do orphans not like laptops?...
They don't have a homepage.
Why do orphans have cereal with water? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What do a brand new house, me, and new jewelry box have in common?
We're all empty on the inside.