DoS jokes
What do rabbits eat for breakfast? IHOP.
Why do orphans like Minecraft? So they can build a home...
But a creeper blows it up.
What do Ligma and Bofa have in common?
They both ride on my dick.
What do you call a downy who can't get a girlfriend?
Down bad.
Lady: "Can I lick your balls?"
Me: "Ummmmm, ok?"
Lady: *grabs ball sack and licks my balls*
Me: "I'm gonna have to clean these now!"
Lady: "Let me do that."
Me: "No, thank you! I have to use these baseballs for practice!"
Memes
Procrastination
What flowers do orphans use?...
Self-raising flour.
The extra detention didn't do much, but the extra chromosome definitely did.
When I aim this trigger, it all goes red.
Do you have a bounty 'cause you got a "M" on your head?
What do you call an emo kid playing with fire?
Forgot to clean little piece of dust.
Q: What do Satan and a priest have in common?
A: They both love naughty souls.
How do you ride two bikes at once?
You ride them in tandem!
What did the pickle do on the road?
It said, "I'm Pickle Rick!"
How do people eat bread?
My son got in trouble for writing the following underneath the question “Do aliens exist?”
“Of course they do! They live in Mexico!”
Did you know you can slap an orphan all you want, because what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What thing can an orphan do best?
Stay at home alone.
Why do orphans hate Cocomelon?
Because his mom and dad are in every episode!
When babies kick their mother, it's okay, but when I do it, it's a crime...
What do Shrek and onions have in common?
*LAYERS*
What do you call a giraffe giving a blow job to another giraffe?
Getting neck!