DoS jokes
Peter: *curses* Sam: Wow, do you kiss your mother with that mouth? Peter: Ha, jokeβs on you! I donβt have a mother.
Tony, having a heart attack: ASFJDHJWNSGREGEJDHFWVWHUSYSG PETER, WE TALKED ABOUT THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!
Why do orphans cry alone?
They do not have a mom's lap to sit on and a shoulder to cry on.
What do you call a man with no shins? Tony.
Hey, are you bored? Kick an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What do you call an 18 year old orphan?
Homeless.
Memes
If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What do you call a suspicious dog?
A sussy bark-er.
Q: What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill?
A: A mud slide.
Why do orphans air?
Itβs invisible just like their parents.
What do you call a hamburger that can talk and walk?
Funny weird walkie hamburger and talkie cute hamburger. Lol.
Why do orphans like to play GTA?
To be wanted.
What game console do emergency vehicles play? Wii U!!!
(Kids Doing A Science Project.) Kid 1: Did you bring Uranus?
Kid 2: Never leave home without it.
What do you call a very rude bird? A mockingbird.
What did George Washington Carver have anything to do with gorillas? It's a little possible, ya dummy!
Where do all orphan chickens end up? Foster Farms.
Why do tryhards use Fennecs? It looks better than the Octane.
What does a nosey pepper do?
It gets jalapeΓ±o business!
What's the one thing that you don't have but celebrities do?
Lots of fans.
How can a guy do stand up comedy in a wheelchair?