DoS jokes
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
I don't know, but the Twin Towers do.
What do you call an Emo in the hanging gallows?
Happy for the first time.
What do orphans' parents have in common with Nemo?
They both can’t be found.
What do you call a Japanese person when their knees are cured?
"Happynese" (happy knees).
What do you call angry midgets?
Short-tempered.
Memes
Why do orphans only have 360 days?
Because they don't have Mother's and Father's days.
Q: Why do Americans suck at Clash Royale?
A: Because they already lost two towers!
If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan.
What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan, because what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What movie do orphans relate to the most?
- Home Alone
What do you call Autistic kids baking?
"Downies" with brownies.
Where do orphans shop?
Home Bargains.
Why do orphans not know how to play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why do emo kids not like trees? They always leave them hanging.
What do you call fake spaghetti?
An im-pasta.
What do you do when your man doesn't like fruit jokes?
Let the mango.
Hey Ryan, what do you call a wall so large no man can conquer?
Answer: Ryan's forehead.
What did the terrorist do when New York didn’t want his food:
Here comes the airplane.
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What do you call a gangster involved with anime? A Cuz-Player.