What do you call a Spanish toilet?
Elton John.
DoS Jokes
What do you call a terrible bus company?
Stagecoach Highlands.
Why do orphans hate dad jokes? They never return.
If you are going to bully anyone, then bully an orphan, because what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
How do you make an emo mad at you?
Cut the rope.
What do dark humor and food have in common?
Some get it, some don't.
Why do orphans play tennis?
So they can finally get love.
What do you call an orphan that has a brother? The second one without one.
How do you surprise a blind man?
Leave the plunger in the toilet.
Why do orphans hate dodgeball?
No one misses them.
What do you call an emo with knife cuts on their wrist?
A barcode.
What do you call a Mexican who lost their car?
Carlos.
How do you call a very good lemonade?
Fantatastic!
Q: How do you know when Putin is lying?
A: His lips move.
Why do dads take time to get?
Milk?
What do you call a terrorist on a wheelchair?
C4.
What is a kid's favorite thing to do with their dad?
Play pretend dog in the bed.
Tired of having to cut your grass? Dye it blue, and it will die itself.
What do emos and apples have in common? They both hang off trees.
Bye, I'm Paul Badman. Did you know that you don't have rights? The Articles of Confederation say you don't, and so do I. I believe that until proven innocent, every woman, man, and adult in this country is guilty. And that's why I don't fight for you, Santa Fe!
