DoS jokes
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year?
Friend: Why?
Me: Because they don't have a mother or father's day.
What do a 100-year-old pornstar and The White Stripes have in common? Icky Thump!
What do you call a Gary Dinosaur?
A mega-sore-ass.
What do you say to an emo's wrist?...
"I like ur cut G."
Me: How do cowboys say hello?
Friend: Howdy.
Me: How do deez nuts fit in your mouth?
Memes
Thanksgiving
What do you call it if you find an old organ keyboard on the side of the road?
Organ harvesting.
Q: How do you punish a blind person?
A: Give them a gun and tell them it's a hairdryer.
What do you call it when a cow gets disciplined by her parents?
Grounded beef.
Why do orphans become criminals?
To feel what it is like to be wanted.
What kind of streets do ghosts haunt?
Dead ends.
Grandma isn’t responding. Close app, wait, cancel.
Which do you choose?
Why do most orphans become criminals?
Then finally they know what it’s like to be wanted.
What did the orphan do when he got punched?
Nothing, because his parents weren't there! :)
What do you call a questioning Constanta?
Curious George.
What do skeletons do with their organs?
They organize them!
Do you know why boys can't ask girls out? Because they don't have any balls to ask girls out!
Why do orphans only have 354 days?
'Cause they are missing Mothers and Fathers day!
Q. What do filicide jokes and filicide victims have in common?
A. They never get old.
What do you call a bored robot?
A “sigh”-borg.
What do emos do when they meet up?
They hang out.