DoS jokes
What do you call Joe from Family Guy in an electric wheelchair?
RoboCop.
I photo bombed someone's selfie, and then they yelled, "Why would you do that? I was trying to take a family photo!"
What do you call a door that bells? A doorbell.
Why do some people hate camping?
It's in tents.
What do you call Hitler when he gets thrown?
A gas grenade.
Memes
Credit to my boy tippecanoe3 for this joke.
What do you call it when Panera isnβt hungry?
Panera fed.
Credit to RogueRobot for this one:
What does Panera sleep in?
Panera bed.
What do you call it when a man named Ned works at Panera Bread?
Panera Ned.
I'm on a roll with my jokes, right now!
What do you call a Panera Bread doctor?
A Panera med.
What do emos do?
Hang.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
I don't know, but the Twin Towers do.
What do you call an Emo in the hanging gallows?
Happy for the first time.
What do orphans' parents have in common with Nemo?
They both canβt be found.
What do you call a Japanese person when their knees are cured?
"Happynese" (happy knees).
What do you call angry midgets?
Short-tempered.
Why do orphans only have 360 days?
Because they don't have Mother's and Father's days.
Q: Why do Americans suck at Clash Royale?
A: Because they already lost two towers!
If youβre ever bored, punch an orphan.
What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan, because what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What movie do orphans relate to the most?
- Home Alone
What do you call Autistic kids baking?
"Downies" with brownies.