Why do orphans dip their Oreos in water?
Because the dad never came with the milk.
DoS Jokes
What do you call it if you find an old organ keyboard on the side of the road?
Organ harvesting.
Q: How do you punish a blind person?
A: Give them a gun and tell them it's a hairdryer.
Why do orphans like being criminals?
Because then someone actually wants them.
What do you call it when you see nothing but pants? Brief psychotic disorder!
What do you say to the USA after 9/11? Checkmate.
One day this kid says to his dad, "Dad, they bully me at school."
His dad asks why, and the kid says, "They bully me because I got no hands."
Then his dad says, "Who would do such a thing like that? I want to know who they are. Point at them!"
Q: How do you know when someone is an opposition leader to Putin?
A: When they are falling from their balcony.
What do teachers eat? They eat square stuff.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Because the dad never came back with the cow.
Q: What do you call a blonde with only two brain cells?
A: Pregnant.
A man went hunting with his son and shot an animal.
The father asks the son to identify the animal he just shot, and the son answers: "Holy Cow!"
Father: "What do you mean, 'Holy Cow?'"
Son: "You shot a hole in the cow, of course!"
Why do orphans only have 363 days of the year?
Because they don't have a Mother's and Father's Day.
Why do orphans say, "Go big or go home?"
So that way they feel important.
What did the tree do to the emo?
He left him hanging.
I went to a tall girl and I asked her, "What do you do for a living?" She says, "An account." So I reply with, "An accounting the hairs on people's heads," and then I run away.
Are you Spanish, because I will say "Hola."
Do you go to a biblioteca? Also, in Spanish, you will never guess the word "biblioteca." Find it, I dare you.
What do you call it when you sell Panera Bread in your shed?
Panera Shed.
What do you call a gang of emo kids?
What do you call a dumpster with an antenna on it? Radio Morocco.
