DoS jokes
What’s something you can say in bed and in a Zoom meeting?
"Do you want the cameras on or off?"
What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common?
Their last big hit was the wall.
What did the duck do when he crossed the road?
The duck jumped into a pool of ant piles! 💀💀
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
A money manager who counts bars.
What do gingers miss most at a grate party?
The invitation.
Memes
Do you like tree jokes? Because they leaf me in tears!
What do you call a prehistoric crow? Crow-Magnon.
If you want to punch someone, just punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What do you call a priest meeting his illegal children?
A holy CUMmunion.
What does the school shooter do after shooting all the kids?
Shoot kids in them ;)
What do you call a girl with no legs?
Unshakeable.
What do you call a wheelchair on fire?..
Hot Wheels.
How to cure boredom:
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Your hair is receding more than people do when they smell you.
What do you call a man without a body and a nose?
What do you call Mordecai dressing up as a basketball player?
Blue Jay Simpson!
What do lesbians love to use in art class?
Scissors.
What do you say to someone being cremated? You urned it!
Why do women love wind chimes?
They vibrate.
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair on fire?
Hot wheels.