DoS jokes
Why do people enjoy orphan jokes! Lol... I LOVE IT >:)
What do Americans call high school?
A shooting range.
Hope the towers are doing well this morning, and I'll get back to you!
Q: Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
A: Because all shows and movies have a cast.
What did Jamie do after the sucky sucky?
He gagged!
Memes
At school in a classroom, the teacher asked the kid, “If you have one dollar and your parents give you five dollars, how much do you have?” Everyone raised their hand except one little girl.
What does a man with 20 children do now?
Now he eats sausages even with cellophane.
When you are sitting outside at school and this boy comes up to you with a rock in his hand and says, "Do you know where Mrs. Stewart is at?"
Why couldn't an eagle do a barrel roll? It's oblivious, it's il-eagle.
What competition do nuts participate in?
The peanut butter cup.
What do a pulse and an orgasm have in common?
I don’t care if she has one.
What do you call super expensive shoes?
Cashews.
This bitch won't message me anymore, what the fuck do I do? Why are bitches so sensitive?
How do you scare a lot of people in New York?
Open a mobile hotspot named "Delta Inflight Wifi."
How do you get an emo kid out of a tree? Cut the rope.
Why do orphans want a phone so bad?
Because it has a home button.
I saw an ad that said, "By the time this ad is over, two identities would have been stolen." So, I did what I had to do and skipped the ad! You're welcome to the two people's identities I saved!
Why do the brakes keep squealing?
Because the driver hit it too hard.
Why do people hate math? They always get hungry while learning about the pie chart.
What do you call a dad without a dad joke?
Dead.