If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan.
What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
DoS Jokes
What do you call fake spaghetti?
An im-pasta.
What do you do when your man doesn't like fruit jokes?
Let the mango.
Me: Knock, knock.
Another person (OP): OP: Who's there? Me: Hatch. OP: Hatch who? Me: Bless you =) OP: But I didn't sneeze. Me: You just don't get a joke, do you?
Why do orphans have no sense of humor?
I guess they've never heard a dad joke.
Hey, are you bored? Kick an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What do you call a rabbit with a big ass?
A BUNny.
What do you call an 18 year old orphan?
Homeless.
At a party, a young wife admonished her husband, "That's the fourth time you've gone back for ice cream and cake. Doesn't it embarrass you?"
"Why should it?" answered her spouse. "I keep telling them it's for you."
What did the terrorist do when New York didn’t want his food:
Here comes the airplane.
You go h dichotomy lol what do you want to what what’s the name for the address for sure what’s what I name it says I name it lol I don’t o I have to get r CB n nu set set e Okay okay I’ll be at my place.
What do you call a gangster involved with anime? A Cuz-Player.
Why do orphans like boomerangs more than their parents? The boomerang comes back.
One day I saw a kid cry, so I go, "Let's go find your parents." I miss my job at the orphanage.
Why do orphans get lost on boats? They can't find the home room.
Punch an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Guys, what do you call an un-aborted and parentless child?...
An orphan.
What does an orphan call a family photo taking a selfie?
How do you say "fish" without the "i"?
Fsh
Why do so many kids die in school shootings? Because you're not allowed to run in the corridors.
If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What do you call a suspicious dog?
A sussy bark-er.
