DoS jokes
Do you want to know how the NY Jets got their name?
What do you call a trash bin for 9/11?
Osama Bin Laden.
What do orphans call a family picture?
A selfy.
What do you call an artist who couldn't make it as Hitler?
What do you call someone that no one loves?
An orphan.
Memes
What do an M&M and juice have in common?
Window.
What do the Twin Towers and a bad joke have in common? They never land well.
What do you call a deer with good eyes?
Good ideas.
Why do orphans like families? Because they wish they had one.
When you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their mummy?
Why do orphans like being criminals?
Because then someone actually wants them.
What do you call it when you see nothing but pants? Brief psychotic disorder!
One day this kid says to his dad, "Dad, they bully me at school."
His dad asks why, and the kid says, "They bully me because I got no hands."
Then his dad says, "Who would do such a thing like that? I want to know who they are. Point at them!"
What do you call a whale on a beach?
Banked.
What do you get when you have a class of kids and a speeding car?
A 24 killstreak!
A man got pulled over, and the policeman had stepped out and said, "Do you know how fast you were going?"
The man said, "I was trying to catch up with the traffic."
The officer said, "There is no traffic."
The man said, "Exactly, that’s how far behind I am!"
How do you kill a sheep?
You lamb shank it!
Why do orphans not buy a keyboard? Because they can’t use the home button.
How do you make a body disappear?
You use an axe, black plastic bags, a forest, a shovel, and some ice cream because killing someone and chopping them up and digging holes in the ground and putting dirt over them is a lot of hard work!
P.S., I'm joking and don't condone these actions.
Boyfriend: "Babe, are you traffic police?"
Girlfriend: "No."
Boyfriend: "Then why do you shout at me for not wearing a helmet?"