DoS jokes
What do you call a crowd of horny white women?
Cotton waiting to be picked.
Question; Why do they call Melania Trump the "Walk-In" Freezer?
Answer; It's because that is where EVERYONE goes to "Hang Their Meat"!
What do you call it when Panera Bread goes to space?
Good question.
What do you call it when Panera Bread decapitates someone?
Panera Behead.
What does a dog do in a dresser?
It pants!
Memes
Why do Jews have big noses?
Because air is free...
What do you do when an epileptic has a seizure in the bathtub?
Throw in some laundry...
What do you call a group of Daveons? A "daveon-ation."
I met a fat chick at the beach.
People started asking me what I use for bait, or do you want us to help throw the whale back in the water?
How do rappers stay cool in the studio?
They turn on the mic and DROP THE HEAT!
How do rappers like their coffee? With a lot of flow creamer.
What do you call a gender neutral person who is lactose intolerant non-bi dairy?
I arrived at a restaurant early and the manager said, "Do you mind waiting a bit?" I said, "I don’t mind," and he said, "OK. Take these trays to table 9."
Did you hear Palpatine is sewing Nike?
Stole his slogan, just do it!
What do you call a blind German?
A Nazi (not see).
What do priests give children?
Syphilis.
Do you know why they call me battery saver?
I get turned on when it’s below 10%.
What do you call a white woman working at an all black company?
Crack/her
What do you white people use as pronouns?
Crack/her.
Why do women have two sets of lips?
I kiss both.