DoS jokes
I arrived at a restaurant early and the manager said, "Do you mind waiting a bit?" I said, "I don’t mind," and he said, "OK. Take these trays to table 9."
Did you hear Palpatine is sewing Nike?
Stole his slogan, just do it!
What do you call a blind German?
A Nazi (not see).
What do priests give children?
Syphilis.
Do you know why they call me battery saver?
I get turned on when it’s below 10%.
Memes
What do you call a white woman working at an all black company?
Crack/her
What do you white people use as pronouns?
Crack/her.
Why do women have two sets of lips?
I kiss both.
What’s something you can say in bed and in a Zoom meeting?
"Do you want the cameras on or off?"
What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common?
Their last big hit was the wall.
What did the duck do when he crossed the road?
The duck jumped into a pool of ant piles! 💀💀
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
A money manager who counts bars.
What do gingers miss most at a grate party?
The invitation.
Do you like tree jokes? Because they leaf me in tears!
What do you call a prehistoric crow? Crow-Magnon.
If you want to punch someone, just punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What do you call a priest meeting his illegal children?
A holy CUMmunion.
What does the school shooter do after shooting all the kids?
Shoot kids in them ;)
What do you call a girl with no legs?
Unshakeable.
What do you call a wheelchair on fire?..
Hot Wheels.