Why do orphans not know how to play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
DoS Jokes
Why do orphans hate cereal?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Why do orphans die young?
The apple doesn't fall far from the tree.
How do you know when a joke has turned into a dad joke?
When it leaves you and never comes back.
Kid me: I lost my stick.
Teacher: No, you didn’t.
Kid me: How do you know that?
Teacher: It’s hanging out of your pants.
What do you call emo girls?
Cutting boards.
What do lizards and Queen Elizabeth have in common?
They both live long with dry skin.
Why do orphans go to church?
To call someone "father."
What do lesbians and turtles have in common?
They both eat plastic. (I'm sorry to the lesbians out there; this is a joke, not real.)
What do you call a trash bin for 9/11?
Osama Bin Laden.
What do orphans call a family picture?
A selfy.
What do you call gay parents?
Poly.
What do you call an artist who couldn't make it as Hitler?
Do emos eat...
Happy meals?
Why do orphans air?
It’s invisible just like their parents.
What do you call a hamburger that can talk and walk?
Funny weird walkie hamburger and talkie cute hamburger. Lol.
What do you call Joe from Family Guy in an electric wheelchair?
RoboCop.
Did you guys know that Chancellor Palpatine is suing Nike?
Apparently, the company stole his slogan: Just "Do It."
Why do orphans like boomerangs?
Because they come back.
Why do orphans only have 360 days?
Because they don't have Mother's and Father's days.
