DoS jokes
What do you call a Mexican who lost their car?
Carlos.
Are you Spanish, because I will say "Hola."
Do you go to a biblioteca? Also, in Spanish, you will never guess the word "biblioteca." Find it, I dare you.
What do you call it when you sell Panera Bread in your shed?
Panera Shed.
What do you call a gang of emo kids?
What do monkeys eat for dinner? KFC.
Memes
Why do orphans die young?
The apple doesn't fall far from the tree.
How do you know when a joke has turned into a dad joke?
When it leaves you and never comes back.
Kid me: I lost my stick.
Teacher: No, you didn’t.
Kid me: How do you know that?
Teacher: It’s hanging out of your pants.
What do you call a pedo with no legs? A creepy crawly.
What do you get when you cross a lesbian and a platypus? I lick a lot of pussy.
Why do-- wait, what am I saying? What am I talking about?
What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs?
Names.
I stood on the edge of a building and someone yelled, "Do a flip!"..... and I did.
What do you call a group of emos? The suicide squad.
Where do surfers go to school?
Boarding school.
What do you call an orphan's family tree?
A stump.
Why do orphans live on buses?
They never have a home to stop at.
Why do orphans use Samsung?
Because iPhones have home buttons.
What do guns and gum have in common?
When you pull one out, everyone wants to be your friend.
What do you call a selfie that an orphan takes?
A family picture.