Where do surfers go to school?
Boarding school.
DoS Jokes
How do you end an argument with an emo? Kick the chair.
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
Frostbite.
What do you call a selfie that an orphan takes?
A family picture.
Sans: What do you have there?
Frisk: A KNIFE!
Sans: NOO!!!
Being asked for advice after a failed suicide attempt:
"What advice do you have for people out there?"
As a suicide professional, don't try this at home.
All these 9/11 jokes need to stop.
My uncle died in 9/11. At least he died doing what he loves: flying planes.
What do you call a picture of an orphan?
A family photo.
Why was the soldier reading the Geneva convention?
To-do list.
What do you call an orphan's family tree?
A stump.
Why do orphans live on buses?
They never have a home to stop at.
What do dropouts and Boeing 767s have in common?
They crash and burn.
Why do orphans use Samsung?
Because iPhones have home buttons.
What do guns and gum have in common?
When you pull one out, everyone wants to be your friend.
Do you want to know how the NY Jets got their name?
Punch an orphan, what are they gonna do: tell their parents?
Q: Why do Americans suck at Clash Royale?
A: Because they already lost two towers!
If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan, because what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What movie do orphans relate to the most?
- Home Alone
Where do orphans shop?
Home Bargains.
