DoS jokes
Why do orphans like Minecraft? So they can build a home...
But a creeper blows it up.
Do you know why boys can't ask girls out? Because they don't have any balls to ask girls out!
What do Ligma and Bofa have in common?
They both ride on my dick.
What do you call a downy who can't get a girlfriend?
Down bad.
Lady: "Can I lick your balls?"
Me: "Ummmmm, ok?"
Lady: *grabs ball sack and licks my balls*
Me: "I'm gonna have to clean these now!"
Lady: "Let me do that."
Me: "No, thank you! I have to use these baseballs for practice!"
Memes
The extra detention didn't do much, but the extra chromosome definitely did.
Why do orphans want a phone so bad?
Because it has a home button.
I saw an ad that said, "By the time this ad is over, two identities would have been stolen." So, I did what I had to do and skipped the ad! You're welcome to the two people's identities I saved!
Q. What do filicide jokes and filicide victims have in common?
A. They never get old.
What do you call an emo kid playing with fire?
Forgot to clean little piece of dust.
What do emos do when they meet up?
They hang out.
Why do people hate math? They always get hungry while learning about the pie chart.
What do you call a dad without a dad joke?
Dead.
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year?
Friend: Why?
Me: Because they don't have a mother or father's day.
What do you call a bored robot?
A “sigh”-borg.
What do rabbits eat for breakfast? IHOP.
Q: What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill?
A: A mud slide.
I photo bombed someone's selfie, and then they yelled, "Why would you do that? I was trying to take a family photo!"
Jack and Jill went up a hill to do it in the water.
Jack slipped, his condom ripped, and now they have a daughter.
What do you call a blind German? A not-see Nazi.