DoS jokes

What do you call a fat Indian sat on the floor?

A meatball/malteser.

How do you anger a Republican?

Tell him the truth.

What do me and a blind person have in common after I look at Alfie's mum?

We're both blind.

What do you call a nut that screws and then bolts?

An escapee from a mental hospital.

"I work with animals," a guy says to his date.

"That's so sweet," she replies. "I love a man who cares about animals. Where do you work?"

"I'm a butcher," he replies.

What do you call an orphan who takes a selfie?

A family portrait.

What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?

Special forces.

How do you get a koala to die? Kill it.

What do you call an Indian in a shower?

A cleaner.

Why should a feminist never join the United Auto Workers, UAW?

Because the only thing that a feminist would do in the United Auto Workers, UAW is lick pussy all day in the woman's restroom.

What do you call a cute door? A-door-able!

How do you anger a Libertarian?

Don't tell him the truth.

What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?

RCXD.

What do gay horses eat?

Hayyyyy!

What do you call an Indian that doesn’t smell?

Asif

What do lesbians and mechanics have in common?

They both use strap on tools.

What do you call a donkey and a potato?

Assround

What do you call the door that is cute and adorable?

What do you call a special needs kid with a motorcycle?

Motor disease.

What is the difference between men and women?

Men have 2 heads, women have 4 lips because men do all the thinking, and women do all the talking.