Why do emo kids not like trees? They always leave them hanging.
DoS Jokes
Hey Ryan, what do you call a wall so large no man can conquer?
Answer: Ryan's forehead.
What do you call a man with no shins? Tony.
Your sister is so stupid, when she saw Mountain Dew, she went to the top of a mountain to get it.
Why do cheetahs have spots outside of their bodies?
Because they don't have them on the inside.
What TV series do orphans hate?
"House, M.D."
What do you call a nerd in space?
A space nerd.
What do you call a Fuhrer who's also a fitness coach?
Adolf Fit-ler.
What do an M&M and juice have in common?
Window.
What do you call a deer with good eyes?
Good ideas.
What do you call a pedo with no legs? A creepy crawly.
What do you get when you cross a lesbian and a platypus? I lick a lot of pussy.
Why do orphans like families? Because they wish they had one.
I stood on the edge of a building and someone yelled, "Do a flip!"..... and I did.
What do you call someone that no one loves?
An orphan.
What do the Twin Towers and a bad joke have in common? They never land well.
Why do-- wait, what am I saying? What am I talking about?
What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs?
Names.
When you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their mummy?
What do you call a group of emos? The suicide squad.
