DoS jokes
What do you call a paraplegic cannibal?
"Dine and dash."
Yo mama's so poor that when I was walking down the street, I saw her kicking the trash can, and I asked, "What are you doing?" She said, "I'm moving!"
I hate my stupid wrinkly ring doing f, dad!
Where do terrorists go for food? The Allah snack bar.
What do you call two Hispanics with Parkinson's disease?
Maracas.
Memes
Thanksgiving
What do you call a cute door?
Tell the person next to you to spell "me." When they do, say, "You forgot the D." They should respond with, "There is no D in ME." You say, "Not yet." If this does not go as planned, well, then you are fucked for life.
Why do emo kids hate high fives?
They’re always left hanging.
Why do orphans do so well in life?
When people told them "Go big or go home," they only had one option.
"Hola soy Dora, do you see Donald Trump? That’s right, he’s at my house, and he’s building a wall to separate me and Caillou. And Mami won’t let him, so she was walled alive!"
What do you call my friends?...
Short.
Why did the blonde have sex with the Mexican?
Because her teacher told her she had to do an essay.
What do ninjas and depressed people have in common?
They're always cutting.
So recently I hit an orphan with a 2x4, and he started crying. What's he gonna do? Tell his family? XD
Cool people: I can do anything.
Normal people: I can do nothing.
Do you play COC?
Because it’s a pretty good game.
Why was the North Tower a bad doctor when the South Tower collapsed?
Because the North Tower didn’t do CPR.
What do you call 5 gays on fire?
LGBBQ.
What do you call a teddy bear that fooled you?
Stuffed.
How do you make a cat say woof? You cover it in petrol and light a match.