DoS jokes
Question: What do you say to give a woman from West Virginia a "Nice Compliment"?
Answer: You say to her: "NICE TOOTH!"
What do dentists call their x-rays?
Tooth pics.
What do you call someone who fixes walls?
Juan, probably.
Friend A: Do you like Wendy's?
Friend B: Yes, why?
Friend A: Wen-dez nuts in your mouth!
What do you call a suicide bomber in a wheelchair? (RC-XD)
Memes
What do you call a blond with half a brain? Gifted.
What do you call someone who makes a joke about Bread society?
The Doughker.
How do you confuse a blonde?
Tell them to stand in the corner in a round room.
Why do orphans rob banks?
Because they want to be wanted.
Why do orphans like to play tennis?
Because that’s the only love they will get.
Why do they call them a nonce?
Because they go for people who don't have any sense.
What kind of flower do orphans use to bake bread?
Self-raising...
I asked a European what do you call Karens in your country? He said, "American women."
What do you call a terrorist at a cinema?
A box office bomb.
What do u call a Muslim praying: Allahu akbar.
What do you call a shadow?
Tyrone, don’t be a coon!
My husband and I have reached the difficult decision that we do not want children.
If anybody does, please just send me your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.
What do the Twin Towers and Angry Birds' pigs have in common?
They always getting hit.
What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower?
Unemployed.
What do you call a gay person on fire?
LGBBQ