DoS jokes
So recently I hit an orphan with a 2x4, and he started crying. What's he gonna do? Tell his family? XD
Cool people: I can do anything.
Normal people: I can do nothing.
Do you play COC?
Because it’s a pretty good game.
Why was the North Tower a bad doctor when the South Tower collapsed?
Because the North Tower didn’t do CPR.
What do you call 5 gays on fire?
LGBBQ.
Memes
What do you call a teddy bear that fooled you?
Stuffed.
How do you make a cat say woof? You cover it in petrol and light a match.
What do you call a fat Indian sat on the floor?
A meatball/malteser.
How do you anger a Republican?
Tell him the truth.
What do me and a blind person have in common after I look at Alfie's mum?
We're both blind.
What do you call a nut that screws and then bolts?
An escapee from a mental hospital.
"I work with animals," a guy says to his date.
"That's so sweet," she replies. "I love a man who cares about animals. Where do you work?"
"I'm a butcher," he replies.
What do you call an orphan who takes a selfie?
A family portrait.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special forces.
How do you get a koala to die? Kill it.
What do you call an Indian in a shower?
A cleaner.
Why should a feminist never join the United Auto Workers, UAW?
Because the only thing that a feminist would do in the United Auto Workers, UAW is lick pussy all day in the woman's restroom.
What do you call a cute door? A-door-able!
How do you anger a Libertarian?
Don't tell him the truth.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
RCXD.