My son got in trouble for writing the following underneath the question “Do aliens exist?”
“Of course they do! They live in Mexico!”
DoS Jokes
Why do orphans hate Cocomelon?
Because his mom and dad are in every episode!
How do you execute Stephen Hawking?
The electric wheelchair.
Why do most orphans become criminals?
Then finally they know what it’s like to be wanted.
What do skeletons do with their organs?
They organize them!
Why do orphans only have 354 days?
'Cause they are missing Mothers and Fathers day!
Why do you not have milk with your Oreos?
Daddy never came back with the milk.
Why do the brakes keep squealing?
Because the driver hit it too hard.
What do you call a whale on a beach?
Banked.
When I aim this trigger, it all goes red.
Do you have a bounty 'cause you got a "M" on your head?
How do you make an octopus laugh?
Ten tickles!
White Russians, do you mean red, white, blue, and dead White Russians?
If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Unbelievable! When doctors touch my body, it’s alright, but if I do the same to some lady, apparently it’s "harassment!"
Q: What do Satan and a priest have in common?
A: They both love naughty souls.
What did the pickle do on the road?
It said, "I'm Pickle Rick!"
How do people eat bread?
What do you call it when a cow gets disciplined by her parents?
Grounded beef.
What kind of streets do ghosts haunt?
Dead ends.
Why do orphans like Minecraft? So they can build a home...
But a creeper blows it up.
