DoS jokes
What do you call a terrorist at a cinema?
A box office bomb.
What do u call a Muslim praying: Allahu akbar.
What do you call a shadow?
Tyrone, don’t be a coon!
My husband and I have reached the difficult decision that we do not want children.
If anybody does, please just send me your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.
What do the Twin Towers and Angry Birds' pigs have in common?
They always getting hit.
Memes
What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower?
Unemployed.
What do you call a gay person on fire?
LGBBQ
What do you call a paraplegic cannibal?
"Dine and dash."
Yo mama's so poor that when I was walking down the street, I saw her kicking the trash can, and I asked, "What are you doing?" She said, "I'm moving!"
I hate my stupid wrinkly ring doing f, dad!
Where do terrorists go for food? The Allah snack bar.
What do you call two Hispanics with Parkinson's disease?
Maracas.
What do you call a cute door?
Tell the person next to you to spell "me." When they do, say, "You forgot the D." They should respond with, "There is no D in ME." You say, "Not yet." If this does not go as planned, well, then you are fucked for life.
Why do emo kids hate high fives?
They’re always left hanging.
Why do orphans do so well in life?
When people told them "Go big or go home," they only had one option.
"Hola soy Dora, do you see Donald Trump? That’s right, he’s at my house, and he’s building a wall to separate me and Caillou. And Mami won’t let him, so she was walled alive!"
What do you call my friends?...
Short.
Why did the blonde have sex with the Mexican?
Because her teacher told her she had to do an essay.
What do ninjas and depressed people have in common?
They're always cutting.