What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No idea.
Bonus joke: What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
Still no idea.
DoS Jokes
Did you know you can slap an orphan all you want, because what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What thing can an orphan do best?
Stay at home alone.
Why do orphans become criminals?
To feel what it is like to be wanted.
Grandma isnβt responding. Close app, wait, cancel.
Which do you choose?
What did the orphan do when he got punched?
Nothing, because his parents weren't there! :)
What do you call a questioning Constanta?
Curious George.
What flowers do orphans use?...
Self-raising flour.
What do you call an orphan's family region?
Me time.
Did you know that..
Studies show 9 in 10 Americans do not have basic math skills.
Oh, thank god I'm in that 1%.
Why do orphans ride the bus? Because they have no parents to drop them off.
What do you call a fake noodle?
An im-pasta.
Why do orphans go to the market?
To get the milk their parents didn't bring back.
Why do we tell actors to "break a leg"?
Because every play has a cast! Get it? Lol.
What do orphans like to watch? Spider-Man: Homecoming.
What do you call a gay drive-by?
A fruit roll-up.
What do you call an emo's face?
Elmo's son.
What do you call a bad player? A noob.
Do you know Wildee?
What's that?
Will deez nuts fit into your mouth?
How do you ride two bikes at once?
You ride them in tandem!
