DoS jokes
What do you call an angry shopper?
A cuss-tomer.
Why do they put barcodes on the ships in Norway?
Why?
So when they come into port, they can Scan-de-navian.
What do you call a chicken that catches ghosts? A poultrygeist.
What do you call Holly and Elenji?
A couple.
Roses are red, I like weed,
If you say yes then I'll do a "good deed."
Memes
What type of comedy can't Steven Hawking do?
Stand-up comedy.
What do you call a group of jumping Mexicans?
Border hoppers! LOL.
Question: What do you say to give a woman from West Virginia a "Nice Compliment"?
Answer: You say to her: "NICE TOOTH!"
What do dentists call their x-rays?
Tooth pics.
What do you call someone who fixes walls?
Juan, probably.
Friend A: Do you like Wendy's?
Friend B: Yes, why?
Friend A: Wen-dez nuts in your mouth!
What do you call a suicide bomber in a wheelchair? (RC-XD)
What do you call a blond with half a brain? Gifted.
What do you call someone who makes a joke about Bread society?
The Doughker.
How do you confuse a blonde?
Tell them to stand in the corner in a round room.
Why do orphans rob banks?
Because they want to be wanted.
Why do orphans like to play tennis?
Because that’s the only love they will get.
Why do they call them a nonce?
Because they go for people who don't have any sense.
What kind of flower do orphans use to bake bread?
Self-raising...
I asked a European what do you call Karens in your country? He said, "American women."