Why do orphans play GTA?
Because they like to feel wanted!
DoS Jokes
Q: What do you call an emo business? A: A cutting board.
What company do orphans hate the most?
S. C. Johnson, a family company.
Do you know what SAWCON is?
SAWCON deez nuts.
How come orphans know how to do laundry?
Cause that's usually the mom's job.
What do a brand new house, me, and new jewelry box have in common?
We're all empty on the inside.
What do you call a blind kid with an eye patch and no arms?
Names.
What do you call mouse sneakers? Squeakers!
Why do orphans play with other kids on a playground?
So they will sneak into their parents' car to be a brother or sister.
Why can an orphan not have homework? They do not have a home.
What do you call a duck that can fix anything? Duck tape.
How often do emos go swimming in a lifetime?
Just once.
What do a Family Dollar and an orphan have in common? They both have a "f" in "family."
My girlfriend’s dog died, so I tried to cheer her up by getting her an identical one. But, unfortunately, it just made her more upset.
She screamed at me, “What am I supposed to do with two dead dogs?”
If you kick an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents on you?
How do you call a mirror and an orphan?
Family reunion.
When you ask an orphan to come over:
Kid: "Do you want to come over to my house?"
Orphan: "Yeah, sure."
Kid: "Ok, ask your parents—oh wait."
Do you know what the "f" in "orphan" stands for? Family. Oh wait, there is no "f."
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie with Batman?
Two family reunions!
Anyone on this app is homeless and has no point in life. Well, I'm on this app 24/7, so do I have no point in life 24/7, or am I just weird and unwanted?
