DoS jokes
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
Lick-alot-a-puss.
What do you call a Mexican that lost his car?
Car-los
If sex is a pain in the ass, then you're doing it wrong.
Why do basketball players love cookies so much?
Because they can dunk them!
What do you call a country with nukes?
Abomination.
Memes
What do you call an overweight psychic?
A four chin teller.
Chuck Norris trained Dude Perfect how to do it.
How do you drown a Blonde? You put a scratch and sniff sticker in a pool.
How do you punish Helen Keller? Just move the couch.
Why do women buy clothes from the kids section? Because rapists prey on the weak.
What do you call fake spaghetti?
An impasta.
What do you call a Black Iron Man?
Robert Browny Jr.
What do you call a Mexican door?
Dora.
What do u call a pretty Indian girl?
Bomb bae.
I saw an orphan and I said, "Yo."
He said, "What do you want?"
I said, "To be your new father."
"Really??!" the orphan said.
Me: Lol, no.
Orphan *Jumps into street*
"Brown bear, brown bear, what do you see?" I see a blind man looking at me.
"Blind man, blind man, what do you see?"
Oh sorry, I forgot you can't see.
Where do orphans have their family reunions?
The graveyard.
What mountain do people like to race on?
Mount Rushmore.
Get it?
How do you save your wife from drowning?
Take your foot off her neck.
How do you confuse a blonde?
Put her in a square room and tell her to run in a circle.