DoS jokes
What do you call a Mexican that lost his car?
Car-los
What do you call an overweight psychic?
A four chin teller.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
Lick-alot-a-puss.
How do you punish Helen Keller? Just move the couch.
Chuck Norris trained Dude Perfect how to do it.
Memes
How do you drown a Blonde? You put a scratch and sniff sticker in a pool.
What do dogs do when they lose their tail?
They go to the retail store.
Me: Do you take milk before cereal, or cereal before milk?
The adult person I asked: Cereal?
Me: I take the bowl first! What do you do? Do you just pour everything on the table and then eat it?
The person: Yes.
Me: WHAT?!!!??!!
How do you confuse a blonde?
Put her in a square room and tell her to run in a circle.
Where do orphans have their family reunions?
The graveyard.
"Brown bear, brown bear, what do you see?" I see a blind man looking at me.
"Blind man, blind man, what do you see?"
Oh sorry, I forgot you can't see.
I saw an orphan and I said, "Yo."
He said, "What do you want?"
I said, "To be your new father."
"Really??!" the orphan said.
Me: Lol, no.
Orphan *Jumps into street*
What do you call a Mexican door?
Dora.
What do u call a pretty Indian girl?
Bomb bae.
What do you call a field of masturbating cattle?
Beef strokin' off.
How do you save your wife from drowning?
Take your foot off her neck.
What mountain do people like to race on?
Mount Rushmore.
Get it?
How do Asians name their babies?
They throw pots and pans around.
"Ching, Chang, Clang!"
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheels.
Q: What do you call a skeleton that goes to school but doesn't do any work?
A: Lazy bones.