Why do orphans become criminals?
To know what it’s like to be wanted.
DoS Jokes
Sonic says if you're ever born, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What do you call a deaf person?
Whatever you want!
What do you call a Mexican who can’t find the bar?
Barlos.
What do you call a giraffe giving a blow job to another giraffe?
Getting neck!
Why do orphans hate the letter FMD? Because F stands for "family," M stands for "mom," and D stands for "dad."
Do you know why the cake doesn't ever fight anyone?
He says, "Take a peace of that!" while entering a fight.
Why do orphans not like Family Guy? Because they have family.
What do you call a deaf dog? As you like, he doesn't hear you anyway.
What do frogs eat?
French fries!
Why do orphans have cereal with water? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Teacher said, "You never do your homework," so I shot her 7 times with a M1 BushDid911 and replied, "It's all in my backpack, can you grade it please?"
What do orphans, parents, and Nemo have in common?
Neither can be found.
What do you call a deer that has no eyes?
No eye deer.
Why do orphans love going to church?
So they can call someone "father."
What do you call a man with no body and no nose?
Nobody knows.
What do you call a genderless child?
It's not a mister, it's not a misses, I'm more for a mystery.
How do you call an autistic kid with a pistol?
Special forces.
What do you call a scared cow?
A COW-ard.
Why do orphans not like laptops?...
They don't have a homepage.
