DoS jokes
Warning: if you don't like gummy bears, DO NOT READ.
Q: What do you call a Mexican gummy bear?
A: Delici-Oso
What do you call a Hippie's Wife? A Mississippi.
Child: Mom, someone told me you talk like an owl.
Teacher: Who?
Child: Oh, it is true, you do talk like an owl!
What do you call a chicken staring at a pile of lettuce?
A chicken sees a salad.
(Say it out loud if you don't get it!)
What do you call an orphanage that's not an orphanage?
A homeless shelter.
Memes
What do you call Greg in your class? Obese.
Why do mostly younger orphans get adopted?
Because who wants a traffic an adult?
What do a turtle and a pedophile have in common?
They both try to get there before the hair does.
What do you call expired milk?
The Milky Way.
I bullied a handicap today.
What is he gonna do? Stand up for himself?
If Stephen Hawking gets a heart attack, where do you go, the hospital or Curry's PC World?
How do you clean the ocean?
With tide!
What do you get when you cross the terms homeless and abandoned?
POORphan
Why do cows have hooves and not feet? They lactose.
Q: Why do I like bone jokes so much?
A: Because they are humerus.
What do astronauts 👩🚀 do when they’re on break?
They eat launch. 🚀🥪
Why can you punch an orphan and get away with it?
Because what is he gonna do, tell his parents?
Why do orphans always go to church? Because that’s the only place they could call someone "father."
What time do you call me tomorrow?
How do you make an elephant float?
One elephant, two scoops of ice cream, and a lot of root beer!