DoS jokes
What do you call someone who makes a joke about Bread society?
The Doughker.
What do you call a priest meeting his illegal children?
A holy CUMmunion.
What does the school shooter do after shooting all the kids?
Shoot kids in them ;)
What do you call a girl with no legs?
Unshakeable.
How to cure boredom:
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Memes
What do you do if your dick is smoking?
Get your mum to lick it.
How do you confuse a blonde?
Tell them to stand in the corner in a round room.
What do you call the door that is cute and adorable?
What do you call angry midgets?
Short-tempered.
What do you find at the end of a rainbow?
Answer: W.
Your hair is receding more than people do when they smell you.
What do you call a man without a body and a nose?
What do you call Mordecai dressing up as a basketball player?
Blue Jay Simpson!
Why do women love wind chimes?
They vibrate.
What do you call it when a man named Ned works at Panera Bread?
Panera Ned.
I'm on a roll with my jokes, right now!
What do you call a Panera Bread doctor?
A Panera med.
What do you call an Emo in the hanging gallows?
Happy for the first time.
What do you call a midget born from precum?
"Half Nut!"
What do you call a wheelchair on fire?..
Hot Wheels.
Why do most orphans rob banks?
Because they just want to feel wanted.