How do you surprise a blind guy?
Say, "Surprise!"
DoS Jokes
Where do squirrels go for fun?
The acorn-ival.
How do you get a squirrel to be your friend?
Act like a nut.
What do a pulse and an orgasm have in common?
I don’t care if she has one.
The bell rings, and Ana was about to leave, but the teacher said, "The bell doesn't dismiss you, I do."
The next day, Ana was late, and the teacher asked, "Why are you late?" Ana replied with, "The bell doesn't tell me when I should arrive, I do."
Why do orphans pick apples? Because that's the only thing they can pick.
What competition do nuts participate in?
The peanut butter cup.
What do you call super expensive shoes?
Cashews.
What do you get when you have a class of kids and a speeding car?
A 24 killstreak!
How do you kill a sheep?
You lamb shank it!
Why do orphans not buy a keyboard? Because they can’t use the home button.
What do you call Peg and Cat from Peg + Cat? Egg + splat.
Eggy joke for all to enjoy!
What do you call an octopus on land?
A spider, duh!
What do you get when you cross a penis with a potato?
A dictator.
What type of pictures do orphans take?
Selfies.
This bitch won't message me anymore, what the fuck do I do? Why are bitches so sensitive?
Boyfriend: "Babe, are you traffic police?"
Girlfriend: "No."
Boyfriend: "Then why do you shout at me for not wearing a helmet?"
Why do people enjoy orphan jokes! Lol... I LOVE IT >:)
What do Americans call high school?
A shooting range.
When babies kick their mother, it's okay, but when I do it, it's a crime...
