DoS jokes
Why do they call it America when literally nothing is free?
How do you know when Kobe Bryant is famous?
His face was chiseled in a mountain.
What do you call a white kid at the back of class?
A school shooter.
"Are you my homework? Because I want to slam you on my desk and do you all night."
Why do the police never catch the orphan?
The orphan is not wanted.
Memes
What do you call an engineer that bakes? A BAKENEER!
I have double standards: burn a body at a crematorium and you're being a respectful friend; do it at home and you're destroying evidence.
If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
What do you call a German lesbian?
A Kraut Muncher.
Why do priests dunk babies in water at their baptism? Because it's important to wash your sex toys.
Why do Roman Catholics have so many kids?
So there’s more for the priest.
Why do orphans get iPhones 11?
Because it has no home page.
Q: How do you know there’s a party at Neverland Ranch? A: All the Big Wheels are parked out front.
Q: When do you know it’s over? A: Only one is left.
Kobe: Stop doing dark humor!
Me: Why? They don't land well together?
My uncle died on 9/11. At least he died doing what he loved, flying planes.
What do you call the woman that fucked sooooooo many hunks to have the condom break and a failure to be born? Ur Mum.
What do you call a person in a wheelchair?
Virgin Mobile.
What do you call a girlfriend in the mirror?
(Your imagination.)
What do you call a disabled kid who is blind?
A grape chilli bean.
Why do people eat cereal for breakfast?
Because why not.