DoS jokes
What do you call an engineer that bakes? A BAKENEER!
Why do the police never catch the orphan?
The orphan is not wanted.
"Are you my homework? Because I want to slam you on my desk and do you all night."
Warning: if you don't like gummy bears, DO NOT READ.
Q: What do you call a Mexican gummy bear?
A: Delici-Oso
What do you call expired milk?
The Milky Way.
Memes
Child: Mom, someone told me you talk like an owl.
Teacher: Who?
Child: Oh, it is true, you do talk like an owl!
What do you call Greg in your class? Obese.
Why do mostly younger orphans get adopted?
Because who wants a traffic an adult?
If Stephen Hawking gets a heart attack, where do you go, the hospital or Curry's PC World?
What do you call a Hippie's Wife? A Mississippi.
I bullied a handicap today.
What is he gonna do? Stand up for himself?
How do you make an elephant float?
One elephant, two scoops of ice cream, and a lot of root beer!
What time do you call me tomorrow?
Why can you punch an orphan and get away with it?
Because what is he gonna do, tell his parents?
How do you clean the ocean?
With tide!
What do astronauts 👩🚀 do when they’re on break?
They eat launch. 🚀🥪
Why do orphans always go to church? Because that’s the only place they could call someone "father."
Why do basketball players love cookies so much?
Because they can dunk them!
What do you call a country with nukes?
Abomination.
If sex is a pain in the ass, then you're doing it wrong.