Why do some people hate camping?
It's in tents.
DoS Jokes
Credit to my boy tippecanoe3 for this joke.
What do you call it when Panera isn’t hungry?
Panera fed.
Credit to RogueRobot for this one:
What does Panera sleep in?
Panera bed.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
I don't know, but the Twin Towers do.
What do you call a Japanese person when their knees are cured?
"Happynese" (happy knees).
Peter: *curses* Sam: Wow, do you kiss your mother with that mouth? Peter: Ha, joke’s on you! I don’t have a mother.
Tony, having a heart attack: ASFJDHJWNSGREGEJDHFWVWHUSYSG PETER, WE TALKED ABOUT THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!
Why do orphans cry alone?
They do not have a mom's lap to sit on and a shoulder to cry on.
How do you make an emo jump? Tell him to go to the roof.
Figure: Who wants to play hide and seek?
Seek and Hide: Me.
Figure: Okay, hide and I will hide and Seek will be it.
Seek: Why do I have to be it?
Figure: Because your name says so.
What do you call Hitler when he gets thrown?
A gas grenade.
What do emos do?
Hang.
What do orphans' parents have in common with Nemo?
They both can’t be found.
Do you know what the hardest part of school is?
What do you call an angry nut with a mustache?
A pistachio.
How do you catch an elephant?
Act like a peanut.
A man got pulled over, and the policeman had stepped out and said, "Do you know how fast you were going?"
The man said, "I was trying to catch up with the traffic."
The officer said, "There is no traffic."
The man said, "Exactly, that’s how far behind I am!"
How do you make a body disappear?
You use an axe, black plastic bags, a forest, a shovel, and some ice cream because killing someone and chopping them up and digging holes in the ground and putting dirt over them is a lot of hard work!
P.S., I'm joking and don't condone these actions.
Hope the towers are doing well this morning, and I'll get back to you!
What do Shrek and onions have in common?
*LAYERS*
Why do birds fly south?
Because it's too far to walk.
Why couldn't an eagle do a barrel roll? It's oblivious, it's il-eagle.
