DoS jokes
What do you call a bunch of white people on a bench?
The NBA.
How do you make an eight-year-old girl cry twice?
Wipe your bloody cock off on her favorite teddy bear after you’ve raped her.
What do you call the longest reigning monarch?
The queen? No, she dead.
Boy: *scares girl*
Girl: "Gosh, you scared me, Jesus!"
Jesus: *Arrives out of nowhere and said, "What is it, human? I got work to do."*
Girl: What work?
Jesus: "Coming out of nowhere when people say 'Jesus.'"
What do you say to a depressed person?
"I like ya cut, G."
Memes
What do you get when you get yourself a deer with no eyes?
You get no-eye-deer.
Why do cats like to sing? They're very mewsical!
What do you call a Black Iron Man?
Robert Browny Jr.
Q: Why do I like bone jokes so much?
A: Because they are humerus.
What do you call an orphan's family picture?
A selfie.
Why do women buy clothes from the kids section? Because rapists prey on the weak.
What do you call fake spaghetti?
An impasta.
Why do cows have hooves and not feet? They lactose.
What do you call a virgin kid locked in a room with a pedophile? Past tense.
Why do priests dunk babies in water at their baptism? Because it's important to wash your sex toys.
Why do Roman Catholics have so many kids?
So there’s more for the priest.
If you're bored, punch an orphan, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What do you call a chicken staring at a pile of lettuce?
A chicken sees a salad.
(Say it out loud if you don't get it!)
How do the men with bisexual tendencies that are members in the Kingdom Hall of Jehovah's Witnesses have sex with other men without being disfellowshiped in the Jehovah's Witnesses Church?
Anonymous sex at a glory hole inside the men's restroom at a gay bar.
What do a turtle and a pedophile have in common?
They both try to get there before the hair does.