What do you call a priest meeting his illegal children?
A holy CUMmunion.
DoS Jokes
What does the school shooter do after shooting all the kids?
Shoot kids in them ;)
What do you call a girl with no legs?
Unshakeable.
How to cure boredom:
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What do you do if your dick is smoking?
Get your mum to lick it.
How do you confuse a blonde?
Tell them to stand in the corner in a round room.
What do you call the door that is cute and adorable?
What do you call angry midgets?
Short-tempered.
What do you find at the end of a rainbow?
Answer: W.
Your hair is receding more than people do when they smell you.
What do you call a man without a body and a nose?
What do you call Mordecai dressing up as a basketball player?
Blue Jay Simpson!
Why do women love wind chimes?
They vibrate.
What do you call it when a man named Ned works at Panera Bread?
Panera Ned.
I'm on a roll with my jokes, right now!
What do you call a Panera Bread doctor?
A Panera med.
What do you call an Emo in the hanging gallows?
Happy for the first time.
What do you call a midget born from precum?
"Half Nut!"
What do you call a wheelchair on fire?..
Hot Wheels.
Why do most orphans rob banks?
Because they just want to feel wanted.
What do you call a door that bells? A doorbell.
