DoS jokes
What do you call an orphan's family picture?
A selfie.
Why do women buy clothes from the kids section? Because rapists prey on the weak.
What do you call fake spaghetti?
An impasta.
Why do cows have hooves and not feet? They lactose.
What do you call a virgin kid locked in a room with a pedophile? Past tense.
Memes
Why do priests dunk babies in water at their baptism? Because it's important to wash your sex toys.
Why do Roman Catholics have so many kids?
So there’s more for the priest.
If you're bored, punch an orphan, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What do you call a chicken staring at a pile of lettuce?
A chicken sees a salad.
(Say it out loud if you don't get it!)
How do the men with bisexual tendencies that are members in the Kingdom Hall of Jehovah's Witnesses have sex with other men without being disfellowshiped in the Jehovah's Witnesses Church?
Anonymous sex at a glory hole inside the men's restroom at a gay bar.
What do a turtle and a pedophile have in common?
They both try to get there before the hair does.
Kobe: Stop doing dark humor!
Me: Why? They don't land well together?
My uncle died on 9/11. At least he died doing what he loved, flying planes.
What do you call a person in a wheelchair?
Virgin Mobile.
What do you call the woman that fucked sooooooo many hunks to have the condom break and a failure to be born? Ur Mum.
What do you call a girlfriend in the mirror?
(Your imagination.)
What do you call a disabled kid who is blind?
A grape chilli bean.
Why do people eat cereal for breakfast?
Because why not.
Why do they call it America when literally nothing is free?
How do you know when Kobe Bryant is famous?
His face was chiseled in a mountain.