DoS jokes
How do you catch a polar bear?
Cut a hole in the ice, put peas around it, when the polar bear goes to take a pea, you kick him in the ice hole.
Do you know what I found in my letter soup?
A space.
What do you call a flying sheep?
A muttonbird.
I went on a date last night and told my date I worked with animals every day.
She said, "Oh, how sweet. What do you do?" I said, "I'm a butcher."
What do you call a flying skunk?
A smelicopter.
Memes
Do you know the murderer, The murderer, the murderer, Do you know the murderer, Who lives on Dreary Lane?
Yes, I know the murderer, The muffin man, the murderer, Yes, I know the murderer, Who lives on Dreary Lane?
How do you get a nun pregnant?
Dress up as the altar boy.
Do you know Warrior Cats?
I heard Hawkfrost is cold.
If Carlos and Jose took a brownie from me and I had 10 to start, what do I have?
Answer: A math problem.
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh.
How did the carpenter do on his interview? He nailed it!
What do you call a Muslim with Tourette’s? A ticcing time bomb.
What did the terrorist do when his kidneys failed?
Dial-ISIS!
How do you know all suicide bombers self-identify as being old?
They are all boomers in the end.
What do you call a low budget terrorist attack?
7/11
How do you know if an Asian is an orphan?
If their grade was only an A.
How do you get a nun pregnant?
Fuck her hahaha 🤣
Why do hospitals have air conditioning?
To keep the vegetables cold and fresh.
Do you know the number one cause of death for lesbians?
Getting your fingers stuck in there.
What do we want?!
A cure for Tourette's!!
When do we want it?!
Cunt!!!