What do you call an overweight psychic?
A four chin teller.
DoS Jokes
Why can you punch an orphan and get away with it?
Because what is he gonna do, tell his parents?
What do you call a Mexican that lost his car?
Car-los
Q: Why do I like bone jokes so much?
A: Because they are humerus.
How do you make an elephant float?
One elephant, two scoops of ice cream, and a lot of root beer!
What time do you call me tomorrow?
How do you punish Helen Keller? Just move the couch.
Chuck Norris trained Dude Perfect how to do it.
How do you drown a Blonde? You put a scratch and sniff sticker in a pool.
What do you call an orphan's family picture?
A selfie.
What do you call a virgin kid locked in a room with a pedophile? Past tense.
What do you call a Mexican door?
Dora.
What do u call a pretty Indian girl?
Bomb bae.
Where do orphans have their family reunions?
The graveyard.
Why do US suck at chess? We lost both our towers.
Why is England so good at chess? They still have their queen.
Why does Russia suck at chess? They only have pawns.
I saw an orphan and I said, "Yo."
He said, "What do you want?"
I said, "To be your new father."
"Really??!" the orphan said.
Me: Lol, no.
Orphan *Jumps into street*
"Brown bear, brown bear, what do you see?" I see a blind man looking at me.
"Blind man, blind man, what do you see?"
Oh sorry, I forgot you can't see.
What mountain do people like to race on?
Mount Rushmore.
Get it?
How do you save your wife from drowning?
Take your foot off her neck.
What do dogs do when they lose their tail?
They go to the retail store.
