DoS jokes
What do you call an orphan living with ghosts?
"Him and his dead family." :(
What do you call an orphan's selfie?
A family portrait.
What do you call a sad strawberry?
A blueberry!
(classic)
What do you call a gay dwarf?
Coming out of the cupboard.
A priest and Rabbi run out of the orphanage.
Priest: "How the hell did that fire start?"
Rabbi: "I don't know, but what about the children?"
Priest: "Fuck the children."
Rabbi: "Do we have time?"
Priest: "There's always time for something like that."
Memes
What do you call an epileptic kid?
Little Seizures.
Why did the loo 🚽 roll roll down the stairs? To get to the bottom.
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
How do you call a virgin girl in Alabama? An orphan.
What do a gynecologist and deaf people have in common? They both read lips.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Their dad did not come back with the milk.
Everyone has a good heart; they just don't know what to do with it. I say give someone some love. Hate is sooooo stupid. Love is soooo smart!
How do you check that a rabbit is old?
You check how many gray hares it has.
Hey, I got some Domino's pizza, salad, breadsticks, and chicken wings for everyone. Yeah, but make sure Ms. Mandingo gorilla don't eat all up, because if she do, I'm going have to shove it up her fur.
Two cunts were walking down the street.
One was doing calculus, and the other one says, "Imagine me, a stupid cunt that can talk...."
Why do orphans go to church?
They go there to finally call someone "father."
My boyfriend thinks he’s hilarious.
Him: How do you break things?
Me: You break things up.
Him: Okay.
Me: Is everything okay?
Him: We’re a twig. We’re breaking up.
What do you get when you mix Harry Houdini, a basketball, and the 17th president?
Magic Johnson.
This 15-year-old girl wanted a cross on her room with a long nail on the end over her bed. Unfortunately, it killed her dad because it fell off the wall.
(Do you get the joke?)
(Her dad was on her, and it fell and killed him.)
What do you call a cow's facial hair?
A moostache.
Q: Why do orphans like boomerangs?
A: They come back, unlike their parents.