DoS jokes
What do you call a criminal?
Disarmed and dangerous.
Why do gay men want to eat each other's meat because meat is meat, and man has to eat meat?
How many skinheads does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
10; 1 to do it and 9 to back him up.
What is a cannibal's favorite place to go? An orphanage. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What do you call a flat-chested depressed person?
A cutting board.
Memes
What do you call James Bond when he’s taking a bath?
Bubble 07.
What do you call dead?
(Not Michael Jackson)
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Make them clap until their parents come back.
What do you call someone who gets killed at 12 o'clock on New Year's? First kill of the match.
What do you call a gay BBQ? LGBBQ.
Why do I look nervous when I enter the church? Is it just because I'm the only one with the bomb?
Mama is so Catholic, Swiss cheese wishes it was as holy as she is. Do you...
What do you call a sad rabbit? Unhoppy!
What do dead babies and fruit have in common? Both can become smoothies with the help of a blender!
Roses are red, Violets are blue, You are so ugly, Do not tell me that is really you.
Why do you only see girls in groups of 3, 5, 7, and 9?
Because they can’t even.
What do you call a titan that can't swim?
TITANic
Why do orphans not tell when they get hit?
Because who are they gonna tell, their mom?
What do you call an Indian gravedigger?
Digdeep.
What do you call a fake noodle? Impasta.