DoS jokes
Q: Why do we tell actors to “break a leg?”
A: Because every play has a cast.
What do you call an orphan living with ghosts?
"Him and his dead family." :(
What do you call a flat-chested depressed person?
A cutting board.
Why do orphans like belts?
They remind them of their father.
How many skinheads does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
10; 1 to do it and 9 to back him up.
Memes
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
Because every show has a cast. Get it, LOL?
Funny how "Hawking" rhymes with "talking" and "walking," and he can't do either.
And the first four letters of his Christian name spell "step," and he also can't do that.
What do you call a criminal?
Disarmed and dangerous.
What do you call a Muslim with Tourette’s? A ticcing time bomb.
When I was 17, my mom’s door was always locked. I wonder what she was doing.
Hey, do you remember that dragon thing?
Draggin' these balls across your face.
What do you call basketball for disabled people?
Rocket League?
Everyone punch orphans. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What do you call two men fucking? My dad and I. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
What do you call a dinosaur with a butt?
A Butt-asaurus.
Do you know Warrior Cats?
I heard Hawkfrost is cold.
How do you check that a rabbit is old?
You check how many gray hares it has.
What do you call an orphan's selfie?
A family portrait.
What do you call a sad strawberry?
A blueberry!
(classic)
Why did the loo 🚽 roll roll down the stairs? To get to the bottom.
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!