What do you call a disabled kid who is blind?
A grape chilli bean.
DoS Jokes
Why do people eat cereal for breakfast?
Because why not.
Kobe: Stop doing dark humor!
Me: Why? They don't land well together?
My uncle died on 9/11. At least he died doing what he loved, flying planes.
What do you call a Hippie's Wife? A Mississippi.
Warning: if you don't like gummy bears, DO NOT READ.
Q: What do you call a Mexican gummy bear?
A: Delici-Oso
What do you call expired milk?
The Milky Way.
What do you call Greg in your class? Obese.
I bullied a handicap today.
What is he gonna do? Stand up for himself?
If Stephen Hawking gets a heart attack, where do you go, the hospital or Curry's PC World?
How do you clean the ocean?
With tide!
Why do orphans always go to church? Because that’s the only place they could call someone "father."
What do astronauts 👩🚀 do when they’re on break?
They eat launch. 🚀🥪
What do you call fake spaghetti?
An impasta.
Why do women buy clothes from the kids section? Because rapists prey on the weak.
Why do cows have hooves and not feet? They lactose.
If sex is a pain in the ass, then you're doing it wrong.
Why do basketball players love cookies so much?
Because they can dunk them!
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
Lick-alot-a-puss.
What do you call a country with nukes?
Abomination.
