DoS jokes
How do you make the world’s greatest Harlem Shake?
Throw a flashbang into a room full of epileptics.
What do you call it when you're dead because of that one drink in Panera Bread? Panera dead.
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato.
What do you call a kid going fast on a wheelchair?
Hot Wheels.
If you hit an orphan on the arm, what will he do? Tell his parents?
Memes
What do you call an African that is not hungry? Dead.
Why do eight-year-old girls wear panties with flowers on?
In loving memory of all the faces that were buried in there.
Why do orphans hate Cocomelon?
Because the parents are in every episode.
I would stop bullying the orphan kid, what's he gonna do? Cry to his mommy?
What do orphans get at restaurants?
The family meal.
What do you call basketball for disabled people?
Rocket League?
What do you call two men fucking? My dad and I. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
What do you call a deer with hooves in his ears?
Anything you want—he can’t hear you.
What do you call a Taliban in a bath bomb?
When I was 17, my mom’s door was always locked. I wonder what she was doing.
Hey, do you remember that dragon thing?
Draggin' these balls across your face.
Why do orphans like belts?
They remind them of their father.
Funny how "Hawking" rhymes with "talking" and "walking," and he can't do either.
And the first four letters of his Christian name spell "step," and he also can't do that.
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
Because every show has a cast. Get it, LOL?
What do you call a dinosaur with a butt?
A Butt-asaurus.