DoS jokes
When I was 17, my mom’s door was always locked. I wonder what she was doing.
Hey, do you remember that dragon thing?
Draggin' these balls across your face.
What do you call basketball for disabled people?
Rocket League?
Everyone punch orphans. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What do you call two men fucking? My dad and I. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Memes
What do you call a dinosaur with a butt?
A Butt-asaurus.
Do you know Warrior Cats?
I heard Hawkfrost is cold.
How do you check that a rabbit is old?
You check how many gray hares it has.
What do you call an orphan's selfie?
A family portrait.
What do you call a sad strawberry?
A blueberry!
(classic)
Why did the loo 🚽 roll roll down the stairs? To get to the bottom.
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
How do you call a virgin girl in Alabama? An orphan.
What do a gynecologist and deaf people have in common? They both read lips.
A priest and Rabbi run out of the orphanage.
Priest: "How the hell did that fire start?"
Rabbi: "I don't know, but what about the children?"
Priest: "Fuck the children."
Rabbi: "Do we have time?"
Priest: "There's always time for something like that."
What do you call an epileptic kid?
Little Seizures.
Hey, I got some Domino's pizza, salad, breadsticks, and chicken wings for everyone. Yeah, but make sure Ms. Mandingo gorilla don't eat all up, because if she do, I'm going have to shove it up her fur.
Q: Why do orphans like boomerangs?
A: They come back, unlike their parents.
What do turtles use to communicate?
A shellphone!
It is now legal to bully an orphan.
What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why do orphans go to church?
Because it's the only place where they get to call him "father."