DoS jokes
What do you get if you cross a loaf of bread with a vagina?
A yeast infection.
What do you call someone who gets killed at 12 o'clock on New Year's? First kill of the match.
Mama is so Catholic, Swiss cheese wishes it was as holy as she is. Do you...
What do you call a gay BBQ? LGBBQ.
Why do I look nervous when I enter the church? Is it just because I'm the only one with the bomb?
Memes
What do you call a gay dwarf?
Coming out of the cupboard.
Why do gay men want to eat each other's meat because meat is meat, and man has to eat meat?
What do you call a fake noodle? Impasta.
What do dead babies and fruit have in common? Both can become smoothies with the help of a blender!
Roses are red, Violets are blue, You are so ugly, Do not tell me that is really you.
Why do you only see girls in groups of 3, 5, 7, and 9?
Because they can’t even.
What do you call an Indian gravedigger?
Digdeep.
What do you call a titan that can't swim?
TITANic
Why do orphans not tell when they get hit?
Because who are they gonna tell, their mom?
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Their dad did not come back with the milk.
Everyone has a good heart; they just don't know what to do with it. I say give someone some love. Hate is sooooo stupid. Love is soooo smart!
Why do orphans hate Cocomelon?
Because the parents are in every episode.
I would stop bullying the orphan kid, what's he gonna do? Cry to his mommy?
If you hit an orphan on the arm, what will he do? Tell his parents?
What do orphans get at restaurants?
The family meal.