DoS jokes
What do you call a kid going fast on a wheelchair?
Hot Wheels.
Why do orphans hate Christmas?
Father Christmas isn’t a thing.
What do you call an African that is not hungry? Dead.
Why do eight-year-old girls wear panties with flowers on?
In loving memory of all the faces that were buried in there.
What do you call a Taliban in a bath bomb?
Memes
What do you call a sad rabbit? Unhoppy!
What do you call a deer with hooves in his ears?
Anything you want—he can’t hear you.
What is a cannibal's favorite place to go? An orphanage. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What do you call dead?
(Not Michael Jackson)
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Make them clap until their parents come back.
What do you call James Bond when he’s taking a bath?
Bubble 07.
Q: Why do we tell actors to “break a leg?”
A: Because every play has a cast.
What do you call an orphan living with ghosts?
"Him and his dead family." :(
What do you call a flat-chested depressed person?
A cutting board.
Why do orphans like belts?
They remind them of their father.
How many skinheads does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
10; 1 to do it and 9 to back him up.
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
Because every show has a cast. Get it, LOL?
Funny how "Hawking" rhymes with "talking" and "walking," and he can't do either.
And the first four letters of his Christian name spell "step," and he also can't do that.
What do you call a criminal?
Disarmed and dangerous.
What do you call a Muslim with Tourette’s? A ticcing time bomb.