DoS jokes
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh.
Do you want to hear a joke about pizza?
Wait, no. It's too CHEESY!
What do you call a pig that knows karate?
Pork-chop!
What do you call nitrogen in the day? You call it day-trogen!
How did the carpenter do on his interview? He nailed it!
Memes
What did the terrorist do when his kidneys failed?
Dial-ISIS!
How do you know all suicide bombers self-identify as being old?
They are all boomers in the end.
What do you call a low budget terrorist attack?
7/11
How do you know if an Asian is an orphan?
If their grade was only an A.
How do you get a nun pregnant?
Fuck her hahaha 🤣
What do you get if you cross a loaf of bread with a vagina?
A yeast infection.
What do you call someone who gets killed at 12 o'clock on New Year's? First kill of the match.
Mama is so Catholic, Swiss cheese wishes it was as holy as she is. Do you...
What do you call a gay BBQ? LGBBQ.
Why do I look nervous when I enter the church? Is it just because I'm the only one with the bomb?
What do you call a gay dwarf?
Coming out of the cupboard.
Why do gay men want to eat each other's meat because meat is meat, and man has to eat meat?
What do you call a fake noodle? Impasta.
What do dead babies and fruit have in common? Both can become smoothies with the help of a blender!
Roses are red, Violets are blue, You are so ugly, Do not tell me that is really you.