Why do disabled people always get picked on?
Because they canโt stand up for themselves.
DoS Jokes
Karien: Mom, I don't care if you're dating a new guy, I want you and Dad to be together!
Daiana: Sometimes things don't work out, like when it didn't work between your father and me. Time to move on, Karien.
Karien: Well I'm not moving on! I can't believe you love someone else!
Daiana: Karien, just give him a chance. His name is Derek, he loves cooking, cleaning, and anything that has you doing something.
Karien: That is so boring!
Daiana: Well just work with me please?
Karien: I'll give you a day... 24 hours, Mom!
What do you call a lesbian? Me.
What do you call the longest reigning monarch?
The queen? No, she dead.
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear.
Why do pedos hate corona? Because they have to stay two meters away from children. ๐
I was the manager at a McDonaldโs in Turin when I saw Penaldo walk in and submit a job application. I asked him to show me his skills and experience, but he just started diving and asking for pens and tap-ins. I was confused until Penaldo told me thatโs all he knows how to do.
What do you call a bunch of white people on a bench?
The NBA.
Boy: *scares girl*
Girl: "Gosh, you scared me, Jesus!"
Jesus: *Arrives out of nowhere and said, "What is it, human? I got work to do."*
Girl: What work?
Jesus: "Coming out of nowhere when people say 'Jesus.'"
What do you say to a depressed person?
"I like ya cut, G."
What do you call a flat chested emo girl?
Cutting board.
How do you get a Japanese fanclub?
Walk around with a bundle of gas masks!
How do you know a vampire's sick?
If he's coffin (coughing?)
What do you get when you get yourself a deer with no eyes?
You get no-eye-deer.
Why do cats like to sing? They're very mewsical!
Why do priests dunk babies in water at their baptism? Because it's important to wash your sex toys.
Why do Roman Catholics have so many kids?
So thereโs more for the priest.
Why do orphans get iPhones 11?
Because it has no home page.
What do you call a white kid at the back of class?
A school shooter.
What do you call people who jumped in the dam?
A dam fool.
