DoS jokes
How do you give a redneck a circumcision?
You kick his sister in the jaw.
So my friend and I went camping at a Cold Lake Campground and he jumped into it without any warning, and so I asked him, "Wat-er you doing?"
What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef.
I hate these double standards.
Burn a body at a crematorium and you're doing a good thing, burn a body at home and you're destroying evidence.
What do you call the White House when a woman becomes President? A stable.
Memes
What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?
Nothing, you ain't already told her twice.
Guy 1: P-gay or T-gay?
Guy 2: P-gay sounds cooler.
Guy 1: Yeah me too. I don't like P-ewDiePie, always love T-series.
Guy 2: Omg what did i just say? I wasn't even knowing what were you talking about :<
Guy 1: Like I do care :$
Guy 3: But I do care :<
Guy 1: F*ck you.
Guy 3: Do it.
Guy 2: But you do care about me.
Guy 3: No.
Guy 2: F*ck you.
Guy 3: Do it.
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
Imagine this... you're a lesbian, and you're doing it with your cannibal girlfriend. You say, "Eat me, baby!"
She pulls out a knife and fork.
What do we want?!
A cure for Tourette's!!
When do we want it?!
Cunt!!!
What do you call it when you drop a bottle of food dye?
"It's dye-ing."
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh.
Do you want to hear a joke about pizza?
Wait, no. It's too CHEESY!
What do you call a pig that knows karate?
Pork-chop!
What do you call nitrogen in the day? You call it day-trogen!
How did the carpenter do on his interview? He nailed it!
What did the terrorist do when his kidneys failed?
Dial-ISIS!
How do you know all suicide bombers self-identify as being old?
They are all boomers in the end.
What do you call a low budget terrorist attack?
7/11
How do you know if an Asian is an orphan?
If their grade was only an A.
How do you get a nun pregnant?
Fuck her hahaha 🤣