DoS jokes

Q: Mummy, how do most stars die?

A: From an overdose.

What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?

There were two when we were kids, but now it’s a touchy subject.

I'm a proud racist. I love kart racing, street racing. Any kind will do.

What do you do when your cat's dead?

Play with the neighbor's pussy instead.

What do you call a woman covered in mud? A dirty dishwasher.

How do you know your sister’s on her period? Your sister pussy taste funny

What would Hitler do if he was in Minecraft?

Mien.

What do the initials FEMA stand for?

Federal Erection Management Agency.

What do spiders and Black people have in common?

When they’re black, they kill you.

What do you call a basketball player with erectile dysfunction?

Tragic Johnson.

Why do Black people not like country music?

Because every time they hear "hoedown," they think their sister got shot.

How do you get a dog to stop humping your leg?

Pick it up and suck its dick.

What is common with dark humor and unvaccinated kids?

Neither do ever grow old.

What does Cangaball do after eating its vegetables?

Go on eBay to see how much he can sell the wheelchair for.

What do you call a U.S. border hopper?

A Mexican jumping bean.

Ever wonder how a Jehovah’s Witness spreads their word during Covid?

Now that you’re here, do you have a moment to talk about our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ?

What do you call a space Muslim?

A Tusken Raider.

What do you call a kid laying down in the classroom? Kill confirmed.

What do you call three kids laying down in the classroom? Kill streak.

What do you call a cab for black men?

A cop car.

What do a bike and a rubber duck have in common? They both have a handlebar, except for the duck.