DoS jokes

What do you call a fake noodle? Impasta.

What do you call a sad rabbit? Unhoppy!

How do you call a virgin girl in Alabama? An orphan.

What do a gynecologist and deaf people have in common? They both read lips.

What do you call a gay dwarf?

Coming out of the cupboard.

Q: Why do we tell actors to “break a leg?”

A: Because every play has a cast.

What do you call an orphan living with ghosts?

"Him and his dead family." :(

What do you call an Indian gravedigger?

Digdeep.

What do you call an orphan's selfie?

A family portrait.

What do you call a sad strawberry?

A blueberry!

(classic)

Hey, I got some Domino's pizza, salad, breadsticks, and chicken wings for everyone. Yeah, but make sure Ms. Mandingo gorilla don't eat all up, because if she do, I'm going have to shove it up her fur.

How do you check that a rabbit is old?

You check how many gray hares it has.

A priest and Rabbi run out of the orphanage.

Priest: "How the hell did that fire start?"

Rabbi: "I don't know, but what about the children?"

Priest: "Fuck the children."

Rabbi: "Do we have time?"

Priest: "There's always time for something like that."

Why did the loo 🚽 roll roll down the stairs? To get to the bottom.

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!

This 15-year-old girl wanted a cross on her room with a long nail on the end over her bed. Unfortunately, it killed her dad because it fell off the wall.

(Do you get the joke?)

(Her dad was on her, and it fell and killed him.)

Why do orphans go to church?

They go there to finally call someone "father."

Q: Why do orphans like boomerangs?

A: They come back, unlike their parents.

What do you call a cow's facial hair?

A moostache.

My boyfriend thinks he’s hilarious.

Him: How do you break things?

Me: You break things up.

Him: Okay.

Me: Is everything okay?

Him: We’re a twig. We’re breaking up.

What do you get when you mix Harry Houdini, a basketball, and the 17th president?

Magic Johnson.