DoS jokes
What do you call the ghost of the Thanksgiving turkey? A Poultrygeist.
Q: What kind of Christmas music do elves like?
A: “Wrap” music.
What do your teacher and your friend have in common?
They will both die eventually.
What do you call a Mexican that has lost his car?
Carlos!
What time do babies get dirty?
Playtime.
Memes
What do you get when you eat a hamburger?
Mustard gas.
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
An irrel-elephant ;)
What do a stool and an emo have in common?
They both sit still.
What do Michael Jackson and a plastic bag have in common?
They both are plastic and like kids.
There should be a "kick an orphan" day.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What do parents feeding their kids and terrorists have in common?
“Here comes the airplane!”
Q: How do you make an emo kid happy?
A: Give them a Happy Meal.
Why do the orphans eat their cereal with water?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What do you do when you see a lady in a wheelchair?
You grab a stick and put it through the wheelchair and call her nunchucks.
Q: What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
A: Special forces.
Why do Indian guys never have gfs? Because they always pick curry and biryani over girls.
Now it's time to make fun of Asians.
What do you call an Asian eating jelly? Yellow Jell-O.
What language do Asian Karen’s speak?
Demandarin.
Why do orphans like to go to church?
So they have someone to call father.
If you're bored, punch an orphan in the face. What is he gonna do, tell his parents?
A woman is lying in bed after making love to her lover. After a moment, she starts to roll over, and in the process, she realizes that the spent condom is still inside her.
Worried, she wakes up her lover. She asks, “What should we do about this?” To which he replies: “Who was it?”