DoS jokes
What do you call Dominos when it doesn't know how to cook pizza?
Domi-don't-knows...
How do you think the unthinkable? An iceberg.
What do you call the ghost of the Thanksgiving turkey? A Poultrygeist.
Q: What kind of Christmas music do elves like?
A: “Wrap” music.
What time do babies get dirty?
Playtime.
Memes
What do you call a Mexican that has lost his car?
Carlos!
Men play video games to let their inner child out, while women do abortions.
How do you get a party started in Africa?
You put a slice of bread on the ceiling and everyone will be jumping.
What do you call a premature Chinese baby birth? Wong Tai-Ming.
What do moms want for Mother's Day? Replacement silverware.
Boy goes to Confession.
Boy: "What are you doing, Father?"
Priest: "It's called masturbation, and soon you will be doing it."
Boy: "Why do you say that, Father?"
Priest: "'Cause my hand is getting tired!"
-not my joke
Why do some couples go to the gym together?
Because they want their relationship to work out.
What color flowers do mama cats like to get?
Purrrrrrrple flowers.
What did the hermit crabs do on Mother's Day?
They shellabrated their mommy.
What do you call a mom that can’t draw? Tracy.
How do crabs honor their mom’s birthday? The shell-abrate.
Do you know why there are no pharmacies and pharmacists in Africa?
Because you can't take pills on an empty stomach!
What do you call a baby Mexican? A paragraph because they aren’t a full essay.
What do you get when you cross A-Rod with Chris Brown?
Cheater, cheater, woman beater!
What do you do when your cat's dead?
Play with the neighbor's pussy instead.