DoS jokes
How do poets say hello?
Hey, haven’t we metaphor?
How do spiders reach the internet?
Through the World Wide Web!
People wonder why our generation grew up so sarcastic.
"Hey, how do I look?"
"With your eyes, Joe."
Why do basketball players hate gravity?
Because it's always bringing them down.
What do James Doyle and Hannah Doyle have in common?
John fucked them both in the rear.
Memes
What do you call a laughing motorcycle?
A Yamahahahaha!
How do you think the unthinkable? An iceberg.
Why do they have fences around cemeteries?
Because people are dying to get in.
What do mermaids wash their fins with?
Tide.
What do you call dogs dressed as dinosaurs?
Jurassic Bark!
What do you get when you cross a belt and a watch?
A waist of time.
What did one skeleton say to the other?
Skeleton 1: "I need a hand!"
Skeleton 2: (Throws up hand)
Skeleton 1: "That wasn't very humerus."
Skeleton 2: "Why do you have to be so heartless?"
Skeleton 1: "At least I had the guts to tell you!"
What do you call a three-humped camel? Pregnant.
The son margarine shows his father his test that he failed.
Father: Son, you can do butter!
How do birds pay? With their bills!
Stormtrooper: What should I do about my overdue library book?
Palpatine: Renew it!
How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
You look for the fresh prints.
How do you get a million Pikachus in a bus?
You shove them on!
What do you call Dominos when it doesn't know how to cook pizza?
Domi-don't-knows...
What do you call the ghost of the Thanksgiving turkey? A Poultrygeist.