Everyone punch orphans. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
DoS Jokes
What do you call a criminal?
Disarmed and dangerous.
Why do orphans like belts?
They remind them of their father.
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
Because every show has a cast. Get it, LOL?
Why do I look nervous when I enter the church? Is it just because I'm the only one with the bomb?
If you hit an orphan on the arm, what will he do? Tell his parents?
What do you call a guy with a long chin?
Chino-Chinese
I would stop bullying the orphan kid, what's he gonna do? Cry to his mommy?
What do you call someone who gets killed at 12 o'clock on New Year's? First kill of the match.
Mama is so Catholic, Swiss cheese wishes it was as holy as she is. Do you...
What do you call a kid going fast on a wheelchair?
Hot Wheels.
Why do orphans hate Christmas?
Father Christmas isn’t a thing.
Why do orphans hate Cocomelon?
Because the parents are in every episode.
What do you call an African that is not hungry? Dead.
What do orphans get at restaurants?
The family meal.
What do you call a titan that can't swim?
TITANic
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Their dad did not come back with the milk.
Everyone has a good heart; they just don't know what to do with it. I say give someone some love. Hate is sooooo stupid. Love is soooo smart!
What do you call a lesbian alien? A "lesbeening."
Why do orphans not tell when they get hit?
Because who are they gonna tell, their mom?
