I hate these double standards.
Burn a body at a crematorium and you're doing a good thing, burn a body at home and you're destroying evidence.
DoS Jokes
What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef.
How do you give a redneck a circumcision?
You kick his sister in the jaw.
So my friend and I went camping at a Cold Lake Campground and he jumped into it without any warning, and so I asked him, "Wat-er you doing?"
Guy 1: P-gay or T-gay?
Guy 2: P-gay sounds cooler.
Guy 1: Yeah me too. I don't like P-ewDiePie, always love T-series.
Guy 2: Omg what did i just say? I wasn't even knowing what were you talking about :<
Guy 1: Like I do care :$
Guy 3: But I do care :<
Guy 1: F*ck you.
Guy 3: Do it.
Guy 2: But you do care about me.
Guy 3: No.
Guy 2: F*ck you.
Guy 3: Do it.
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
What did the terrorist do when his kidneys failed?
Dial-ISIS!
What do you call a low budget terrorist attack?
7/11
How do you know all suicide bombers self-identify as being old?
They are all boomers in the end.
What do you call a gay BBQ? LGBBQ.
What do you call a deer with hooves in his ears?
Anything you want—he can’t hear you.
What do you call a Taliban in a bath bomb?
Why do gay men want to eat each other's meat because meat is meat, and man has to eat meat?
What is a cannibal's favorite place to go? An orphanage. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Make them clap until their parents come back.
What do you call a dinosaur with a butt?
A Butt-asaurus.
What do you call a flat-chested depressed person?
A cutting board.
What do you call James Bond when he’s taking a bath?
Bubble 07.
Funny how "Hawking" rhymes with "talking" and "walking," and he can't do either.
And the first four letters of his Christian name spell "step," and he also can't do that.
What do you call basketball for disabled people?
Rocket League?
How many skinheads does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
10; 1 to do it and 9 to back him up.
