DoS jokes
What do James Doyle and Hannah Doyle have in common?
John fucked them both in the rear.
What do you call a laughing motorcycle?
A Yamahahahaha!
What do you call a sexually attracted pizza who spoons another pizza?
A Topping.
How do you kill time?
Easy! Taking alarm clock and an assault rifle.
What do a Make-A-Wish kid and mosquitoes have in common?
They both got a 10% survival rate...
Memes
How do bees get to school? On a school buzz.
What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?
He wiped his ass.
How do you make a peanut laugh? You crack it up!
How do you try to shout at someone on the bottom of the ground?
"Hey, sir! Are you dead?"
How did the shark do on his math test?
Jawesome!
Why do you put a baby into a blender feet first?
So you can see the look on its face...
What did one skeleton say to the other?
Skeleton 1: "I need a hand!"
Skeleton 2: (Throws up hand)
Skeleton 1: "That wasn't very humerus."
Skeleton 2: "Why do you have to be so heartless?"
Skeleton 1: "At least I had the guts to tell you!"
How do birds pay? With their bills!
Stormtrooper: What should I do about my overdue library book?
Palpatine: Renew it!
The son margarine shows his father his test that he failed.
Father: Son, you can do butter!
What do you call a three-humped camel? Pregnant.
What do you call a fish without an eye?
Fsh!
How do poets say hello?
Hey, haven’t we metaphor?
How do spiders reach the internet?
Through the World Wide Web!
How do you get a million Pikachus in a bus?
You shove them on!