DoS jokes
Yo mama is so strict that Thanos couldn't collect the Infinity Stones until he had done his homework.
What do you call a cat that walks slowly?
CATerpillar
What do you say after making fun of a disabled person?
"Sorry, I didn't mean to step on your toes."
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?
Answer: Elephino.
Johnny, Johnny?
Yes, Papa?
Do you love me?
No, Papa.
#### you!
Memes
What do you call a one-legged Asian?
Tie Won Shoo.
What do Nemo and an orphan have in common? They can't find their parents.
What do orphans and dinosaurs have in common?
Their parents are extinct.
Let's say I was immortal. No matter what I did, I would be alive. But, the catch is Iām the least flexible and least strong person in the world.
Now, I get my head chopped off. What would I do? I would roll over to my headless body and figure out what it's like to suck my own dick.
How do you know when your vegetables are completely cooked?
The wheelchair rises to the top.
What did the koala do when he was too educated?
He ran away from koalapidia.
Why do orphans hate p*rn hub?
They always see a stepdad and stepsis.
Snake one: Are we venomous?
Snake two: Yep!... Why do you ask?
Snake one: Cuz I just bit my tongue!!! (Drama scene)
What do an orphan's parents and the Predator have in common?
They are both invisible.
What do cows use for math? A cow-culator š
What flour do orphans use whilst making cakes? Self-raising.
What do you call a group of depressed teenagers? The Suicide Squad.
What do you call the Gray Man in an electric chair? Fried Fish.
Q: Why does an orphan do badly at Baseball?
A: Because they can't find home.
When the teacher dismissed the class to go home,
The orphan asked, "Where do I go?"
The teacher replied, "Home."
The orphan said, "Catch me on the streets then!"