DoS jokes
What do orphans and dinosaurs have in common?
Their parents are extinct.
Let's say I was immortal. No matter what I did, I would be alive. But, the catch is I’m the least flexible and least strong person in the world.
Now, I get my head chopped off. What would I do? I would roll over to my headless body and figure out what it's like to suck my own dick.
How do you know when your vegetables are completely cooked?
The wheelchair rises to the top.
What do an orphan's parents and the Predator have in common?
They are both invisible.
Why do orphans hate p*rn hub?
They always see a stepdad and stepsis.
Memes
Snake one: Are we venomous?
Snake two: Yep!... Why do you ask?
Snake one: Cuz I just bit my tongue!!! (Drama scene)
Why can't you eat cereal?
Because your dad never came back from getting the milk!
Q: Why does an orphan do badly at Baseball?
A: Because they can't find home.
When the teacher dismissed the class to go home,
The orphan asked, "Where do I go?"
The teacher replied, "Home."
The orphan said, "Catch me on the streets then!"
Why do midgets laugh when they run?
Because the grass is tickling their ballsacks!
Who used to say, "Who loves orange soda?" Kel loves orange soda. Yes, I do, do, do, doooo! Oh, yes! Oh, yes! Oh, yes, I dooooo! Kel Mitchell from Kenan and Kel.
What do you call a calf that is in no way brave?
A coward.
Why do cats like to sleep on the floor?
'Cause it's a car-PET.
Do you know why you never mess with an orphan?
Because they’ve got guardians!
Why do melons always have big weddings?
Because they cantaloupe!
What do mermaids wash their fins with?
Tide.
What do you say when you wake up to the police trying to arrest you?
“C'mon, did ya really think I’d resist arrest?”
Why do they have fences around cemeteries?
Because people are dying to get in.
People wonder why our generation grew up so sarcastic.
"Hey, how do I look?"
"With your eyes, Joe."
Why do basketball players hate gravity?
Because it's always bringing them down.