DoS jokes
What do Nemo and an orphan have in common? They can't find their parents.
If a bird flies, and a duck can also run and fly, while a cat walks, why do we drink water?
What do the Mafia and pussies have in common?
One slip of the tongue, and you’re in deep shit.
What do you call a fish without eyes?
A fsh.
How do you know someone is going to die?
He can't stop coughing. (coffin)
Memes
Q: What do you call a gang of emos?
A: Suicide Squad.
What do a deaf person and an orphan have in common? Neither of them can hear their parents.
What do you call a blind photographer? A waste of money.
Why do orphans not build houses in Minecraft? Because they want it to be realistic.
What do you call a dwarf skating on ice?
A midget spinner.
What do you call a three humped camel?
What do McDonald's and priests have in common?
They both shove their meat into 10-year-old buns.
Why do orphans like to be robbers in cops and robbers?
So they will be wanted.
What do you call a blonde in the freezer?
Her parents named her Jessica, so we should probably continue to call her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorrow.
*at school*
Nobody: Do you want nuts?
Me: Wait, you have some?
Nobody: Yeah, they're my own.
Me: :0
What do cannibals call a person that is running?
Fast food.
Why do humans hate aliens?
Because Fortnite took them out of the game, and I want aliens back in Fortnite!
What show do gay men watch?
"2 and a Half Men!"
Lol at this one fellas!
What do you call a crippled man? Alex keating hahahahahahahahahahahh!
What do a stool and an emo have in common?
They both sit still.