DoS jokes
Do depressed people hate swimming?
They hate it because they are already drowning in their depression, but they love it because it might make all their dreams come true.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal? Because their dad or mom never came home with the milk.
What do Wal-Mart and Michael Jackson have in common?
They both have little boy's pants 1⁄2 off...
How do you get a fat kid to lose weight?
You pay the ice cream man to keep driving.
What do you get when you mix a 737 and 767?
A 797.
Memes
What do you call it when two Mexicans fight?
Juan on Juan.
What do you say to a crippled man getting bullied?
"Why not you stand up for yourself?"
Why do orphans only have 362 days of the year?
... bc they don’t have Mother’s Day, Father’s Day, or Thanksgiving.
What do you call a bunch of bald paki in a swimming pool? Coco pops.
Is "butt check" one word, or do I have to spread it?
Why do dwarfs love penis? It tickles their insides.
If a bird flies, and a duck can also run and fly, while a cat walks, why do we drink water?
What instrument do orphans play?
The sax alone.
What do you call an entitled woman? A Karen.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Mail man.
Mailman who?
Bitch, do you want your mail?
Why can you bully orphans?
What are they gonna do, tell their parents? Oh wait, they got no parents.
Q: What do you call a chip that goes fast?
A: A rocket chip.
What do you call a lesbian Dinosaur?
Lickalotapuss.
Why do orphans always get an iPhone X?
Because it doesn’t have a home button.
What do you call it when an orphan takes a picture?
A family portrait.