DoS jokes
"I work with animals," a man said on his Tinder date. "That's so sweet," she replies. "I love a man who works with animals. Where do you work?" "At the butcher shop!"
Why do orphans never get a car?
Because their parents need to buy them one.
They say we have a primal sense, that we can just feel when someone is watching us.
It’s been a few weeks, and it's clear that you do not have that sense.
What do you call an emo with curly hair?
Sam Reid.
What do we find at the end of every rainbow?
The letter W.
Memes
Man, I love telling jokes about orphans. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
If you're mad, go punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their mom?
Why do orphans love tennis?
Because it is the only place they can get love.
I like abusing orphans, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What do you call a monkey in a minefield?
A baboom.
What do you call a group of emos?
The Suicide Squad.
Go punch an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Man with cancer: How much time do I have left?
Doctor: Ten.
Man: Weeks? Months? Days?
Doctor: Nine, eight, seven...
What do parents and dark humor have in common? Some get it, and some don't.
How do you make an orphan's hand bleed?
Tell him to clap until his parents come back.
What do you call it when a man gets high in Panera Bread?
Panera sped.
What do Americans and Rubik's Cubes have in common?
They both have a history of separating colors.
Why do dwarfs love penis? It tickles their insides.
What do you call a male robot who wants to be a girl?
A trans-former.