DoS jokes
What do you call a pile of cats? A meowtain.
What do you call a pile of cheese? A cheese grater.
Why do the orphans eat their cereal with water?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
There should be a "kick an orphan" day.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why do orphans like to go to church?
So they have someone to call father.
If you're bored, punch an orphan in the face. What is he gonna do, tell his parents?
What do you call a blank piece of paper?
Women's rights.
Memes
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special forces.
Somebody: Do you even eat and get sleep?
Me: I have depression, what do you think?!
Dumb person: Wat idk mean?
Person 1: I don’t know.
Dumb one: Oh u don’t know okie I ask Googol.
Person 1: Wait idk means--
Dumb one (to Googol): WAT DOS IDK MANNN?
Googol: I don’t know.
Dumb one: OH ME GOOOD EVEN GOGLO DOESYN KNOWWW
What do my mom and a basketball have in common?
My mom's tits and ass are bouncy, just like a basketball.
Why do Indian guys never have gfs? Because they always pick curry and biryani over girls.
What do you call a band made of cheese?
Grate That!
What do you get when you cross a belt and a watch?
A waist of time.
Why do you put a baby into a blender feet first?
So you can see the look on its face...
How do birds pay? With their bills!
Stormtrooper: What should I do about my overdue library book?
Palpatine: Renew it!
What do you call a fish without an eye?
Fsh!
How do poets say hello?
Hey, haven’t we metaphor?
The son margarine shows his father his test that he failed.
Father: Son, you can do butter!
What do you call a three-humped camel? Pregnant.
How do spiders reach the internet?
Through the World Wide Web!