DoS jokes
How do planets have a baby?
They have spasex.
What do the people in heaven that died on the Titanic call the Titanic? The Dietanic.
1st daughter: Dad, I'm lesbian!
Dad: Oh, OK!
2nd daughter: I'm also lesbian.
Dad: WTF, does any 1 in this family love dicks?!?
Son: I do...
Devil: Hey angel.
Angel: Hi devil, why are you nice?
Devil: What do angels add to their food to make it a little more spicy?
Angel: What?
Devil: Angelpinos!
Johnny, Johnny?
Yes, Papa?
Do you love me?
No, Papa.
#### you!
Memes
What do you call a one-legged Asian?
Tie Won Shoo.
What do Nemo and an orphan have in common? They can't find their parents.
If a bird flies, and a duck can also run and fly, while a cat walks, why do we drink water?
What do the Mafia and pussies have in common?
One slip of the tongue, and you’re in deep shit.
What do you call a fish without eyes?
A fsh.
How do you know someone is going to die?
He can't stop coughing. (coffin)
Q: What do you call a gang of emos?
A: Suicide Squad.
What do a deaf person and an orphan have in common? Neither of them can hear their parents.
What do you call a blind photographer? A waste of money.
Why do orphans not build houses in Minecraft? Because they want it to be realistic.
What do you call a dwarf skating on ice?
A midget spinner.
What do you call a three humped camel?
What do McDonald's and priests have in common?
They both shove their meat into 10-year-old buns.
Why do orphans like to be robbers in cops and robbers?
So they will be wanted.
What do you call a blonde in the freezer?
Her parents named her Jessica, so we should probably continue to call her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorrow.