DoS jokes
What do clams do on their birthday? They shell-brate, but they eat all the cake for themselves because they’re shellfish!
What do you call a fish without eyes?
A fsh.
Devil: Hey angel.
Angel: Hi devil, why are you nice?
Devil: What do angels add to their food to make it a little more spicy?
Angel: What?
Devil: Angelpinos!
Why do orphans play GTA?
They want to be wanted.
What do the Mafia and pussies have in common?
One slip of the tongue, and you’re in deep shit.
Memes
How do planets have a baby?
They have spasex.
What do the people in heaven that died on the Titanic call the Titanic? The Dietanic.
1st daughter: Dad, I'm lesbian!
Dad: Oh, OK!
2nd daughter: I'm also lesbian.
Dad: WTF, does any 1 in this family love dicks?!?
Son: I do...
Do you ever consider during the cremation that the meat is well done?
How do emo bands prepare for their shows?
They self-harmonize.
What flour do orphans use to bake bread?
Self-raising.
What do you call a group of emos?
Suicide Squad.
Lynx Africa is based on a nice smell. Do you think Lynx England would smell like Stella and disappointment?
What do you call a blind German?
A nat-zee.
What do you call a night person? A night owl 🦉 who is up all night, lol!
What do you call a dog in China?
E10
What do hookers and porn stars have in common? They get paid for sex and get STD's.
There never was a historical Jesus Christ. Hey, do not even dream of crucifying me.
Q: What do Moses and hookers have in common?
A: They've dealt with a burning bush.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they just sit in the dark and cry.