DoS jokes
What show do gay men watch?
"2 and a Half Men!"
Lol at this one fellas!
What do you call Darth Vader when he dies?
A black alien.
What do you call a crippled man? Alex keating hahahahahahahahahahahh!
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family portrait.
Why do orphans eat cereal without milk?
Because their dad never came home from the store.
Memes
Why do humans hate aliens?
Because Fortnite took them out of the game, and I want aliens back in Fortnite!
My friend said they were going to make a comeback. I told them to do it at the back of the throat.
"Do you know the difference between wallpaper and toilet paper?" Replies, "No." "Gross!"
How do adults like their cookies like their orphans?
Homemade.
What do you call California during a forest fire?
Completely normal.
Women be like, "Equal rights, equal pay," then decide that they don't want to do labor intensive jobs.
Women be like men should pay for first dates, then get mad when you do...
What do you call an orphan's parents?
Dead meat.
Why do orphans play GTA?
To feel wanted.
Why do women only use their left arm? Because they don’t have rights.
What do you call Yakub with no eyes?
No eyes Yakub.
Why do people poop?
Because it we need to!
Why do orphans like to be robbers in cops and robbers?
So they will be wanted.
What do you call a blonde in the freezer?
Her parents named her Jessica, so we should probably continue to call her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorrow.
Why do orphans make the best girlfriends?
Because they don't need permission from their parents.