Why do Indian guys never have gfs? Because they always pick curry and biryani over girls.
DoS Jokes
What do you call a band made of cheese?
Grate That!
What do you get when you cross a belt and a watch?
A waist of time.
Why do you put a baby into a blender feet first?
So you can see the look on its face...
How do birds pay? With their bills!
Stormtrooper: What should I do about my overdue library book?
Palpatine: Renew it!
What do you call a fish without an eye?
Fsh!
How do poets say hello?
Hey, haven’t we metaphor?
The son margarine shows his father his test that he failed.
Father: Son, you can do butter!
What do you call a three-humped camel? Pregnant.
How do spiders reach the internet?
Through the World Wide Web!
People wonder why our generation grew up so sarcastic.
"Hey, how do I look?"
"With your eyes, Joe."
Why do basketball players hate gravity?
Because it's always bringing them down.
How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
You look for the fresh prints.
What did one skeleton say to the other?
Skeleton 1: "I need a hand!"
Skeleton 2: (Throws up hand)
Skeleton 1: "That wasn't very humerus."
Skeleton 2: "Why do you have to be so heartless?"
Skeleton 1: "At least I had the guts to tell you!"
How do you get a million Pikachus in a bus?
You shove them on!
What do you call a Mexican that has lost his car?
Carlos!
What do James Doyle and Hannah Doyle have in common?
John fucked them both in the rear.
What do your teacher and your friend have in common?
They will both die eventually.
What do you call vampire Matt Damon?
Bat Damon!
