DoS jokes
How do crabs honor their mom’s birthday? The shell-abrate.
What do you call a premature Chinese baby birth? Wong Tai-Ming.
Men play video games to let their inner child out, while women do abortions.
What do you get when you cross A-Rod with Chris Brown?
Cheater, cheater, woman beater!
What do you do when your cat's dead?
Play with the neighbor's pussy instead.
Memes
How do you get a party started in Africa?
You put a slice of bread on the ceiling and everyone will be jumping.
What do you call the inside of the ISS toilet?
Cosmic Brownies.
What do you call a Lesbian at a Barbecue? A LGBBQ.
Why do Black people not like country music?
Because every time they hear "hoedown," they think their sister got shot.
My son caught me masturbating the other day and was like, "Dad, what are you doing?" I said, "Don't worry, you'll be doing it soon." He said, "Why is that?" I told him, "My arm is getting tired."
What does Cangaball do after eating its vegetables?
Go on eBay to see how much he can sell the wheelchair for.
If someone licks your elbow, you won't feel it.
If you put your ear up to someone's leg, you can hear them say, "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?!"
What do you call a kid laying down in the classroom? Kill confirmed.
What do you call three kids laying down in the classroom? Kill streak.
What do you call a basketball player with erectile dysfunction?
Tragic Johnson.
Q: What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
A: Special forces.
What language do Asian Karen’s speak?
Demandarin.
Now it's time to make fun of Asians.
What do you call an Asian eating jelly? Yellow Jell-O.
What do you call a mom that can’t draw? Tracy.
Do you know why there are no pharmacies and pharmacists in Africa?
Because you can't take pills on an empty stomach!
What do you call a surprised Chinese man?
Answer: Ho Lee Fuk.