DoS jokes
Why do orphans always get an iPhone X?
Because it doesn’t have a home button.
What do you call it when an orphan takes a picture?
A family portrait.
Q: What do you call a chip that goes fast?
A: A rocket chip.
What do you call an orphan's parents?
Dead meat.
Why do women only use their left arm? Because they don’t have rights.
Memes
What do you call Yakub with no eyes?
No eyes Yakub.
Why do people poop?
Because it we need to!
What do you call a group of depressed teenagers? The Suicide Squad.
What do you call an entitled woman? A Karen.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Mail man.
Mailman who?
Bitch, do you want your mail?
Why can you bully orphans?
What are they gonna do, tell their parents? Oh wait, they got no parents.
What do you call the Gray Man in an electric chair? Fried Fish.
What do you call a lesbian Dinosaur?
Lickalotapuss.
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?
Answer: Elephino.
What flour do orphans use whilst making cakes? Self-raising.
Why do orphans only have 362 days of the year?
... bc they don’t have Mother’s Day, Father’s Day, or Thanksgiving.
If there was a girl and a boy and the boy fell, what did the boy do to the girl?
He fell for her.
What do you call something that has 50 legs but can't walk? 25 disabled people!
What do an orphan and an apple not have in common?
The apple actually gets picked.
What do a penis and a Rubik's Cube have in common? The more you play with it, the harder it gets.