DoS jokes
Why do pirates say, "Argh my Hardees?"
Because that's how you tell when they have the hards.
If there was a girl and a boy and the boy fell, what did the boy do to the girl?
He fell for her.
What do a deaf person and an orphan have in common? Neither of them can hear their parents.
What do you call a blind photographer? A waste of money.
What do you call a three humped camel?
Memes
What do McDonald's and priests have in common?
They both shove their meat into 10-year-old buns.
Why do orphans like pedos? Because they have someone to call "daddy."
Why do midgets giggle when they run?
Because the grass tickles their balls.
Okay, what do you call a dummy that writes a dumb writer?
*at school*
Nobody: Do you want nuts?
Me: Wait, you have some?
Nobody: Yeah, they're my own.
Me: :0
What do you call a stoned Mexican?
Baked bean.
What do cannibals call a person that is running?
Fast food.
Why do women rub their eyes when they wake up?
'Cause they don't got balls to scratch.
Do you know what the equivalent to hell is these days?
1. Listening to your teacher.
2. Not having your phone/game/TV.
3. Not having nicotine.
You know how divers jump off a cliff and land in the water well...
Emos do that too, but when they jump, they don't land in the water.
How do you know someone is going to die?
He can't stop coughing. (coffin)
Q: What do you call a gang of emos?
A: Suicide Squad.
Why do orphans not build houses in Minecraft? Because they want it to be realistic.
What do you call a dwarf skating on ice?
A midget spinner.
What show do gay men watch?
"2 and a Half Men!"
Lol at this one fellas!