DoS jokes
When the teacher dismissed the class to go home,
The orphan asked, "Where do I go?"
The teacher replied, "Home."
The orphan said, "Catch me on the streets then!"
Why do midgets laugh when they run?
Because the grass is tickling their ballsacks!
Let's say I was immortal. No matter what I did, I would be alive. But, the catch is I’m the least flexible and least strong person in the world.
Now, I get my head chopped off. What would I do? I would roll over to my headless body and figure out what it's like to suck my own dick.
Why can't you eat cereal?
Because your dad never came back from getting the milk!
Q: Why does an orphan do badly at Baseball?
A: Because they can't find home.
Memes
Who used to say, "Who loves orange soda?" Kel loves orange soda. Yes, I do, do, do, doooo! Oh, yes! Oh, yes! Oh, yes, I dooooo! Kel Mitchell from Kenan and Kel.
What do you call a calf that is in no way brave?
A coward.
Why do orphans hate p*rn hub?
They always see a stepdad and stepsis.
Snake one: Are we venomous?
Snake two: Yep!... Why do you ask?
Snake one: Cuz I just bit my tongue!!! (Drama scene)
What do an orphan's parents and the Predator have in common?
They are both invisible.
How did the shark do on his math test?
Jawesome!
Do you know why you never mess with an orphan?
Because they’ve got guardians!
How do you make a peanut laugh? You crack it up!
How do you try to shout at someone on the bottom of the ground?
"Hey, sir! Are you dead?"
What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?
He wiped his ass.
How do bees get to school? On a school buzz.
What do you call a sexually attracted pizza who spoons another pizza?
A Topping.
What do a Make-A-Wish kid and mosquitoes have in common?
They both got a 10% survival rate...
What do KFC and a brothel have in common?
They’re both full of greasy chicks.
What is common with dark humor and unvaccinated kids?
Neither do ever grow old.