What does Cangaball do after eating its vegetables?
Go on eBay to see how much he can sell the wheelchair for.
DoS Jokes
How do we know Cinderella is a virgin?
Because she runs away from balls.
If someone licks your elbow, you won't feel it.
If you put your ear up to someone's leg, you can hear them say, "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?!"
What do you call a kid laying down in the classroom? Kill confirmed.
What do you call three kids laying down in the classroom? Kill streak.
What do you call a basketball player with erectile dysfunction?
Tragic Johnson.
Q: What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
A: Special forces.
What language do Asian Karen’s speak?
Demandarin.
Now it's time to make fun of Asians.
What do you call an Asian eating jelly? Yellow Jell-O.
What do you call a mom that can’t draw? Tracy.
Do you know why there are no pharmacies and pharmacists in Africa?
Because you can't take pills on an empty stomach!
What do you call a surprised Chinese man?
Answer: Ho Lee Fuk.
What do you call a pile of cats? A meowtain.
What do you call a pile of cheese? A cheese grater.
Why do the orphans eat their cereal with water?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
There should be a "kick an orphan" day.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why do orphans like to go to church?
So they have someone to call father.
If you're bored, punch an orphan in the face. What is he gonna do, tell his parents?
What do you call a blank piece of paper?
Women's rights.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special forces.
Somebody: Do you even eat and get sleep?
Me: I have depression, what do you think?!
Dumb person: Wat idk mean?
Person 1: I don’t know.
Dumb one: Oh u don’t know okie I ask Googol.
Person 1: Wait idk means--
Dumb one (to Googol): WAT DOS IDK MANNN?
Googol: I don’t know.
Dumb one: OH ME GOOOD EVEN GOGLO DOESYN KNOWWW
What do my mom and a basketball have in common?
My mom's tits and ass are bouncy, just like a basketball.
