DoS jokes
Why do orphans only have 362 days of the year?
... bc they don’t have Mother’s Day, Father’s Day, or Thanksgiving.
If there was a girl and a boy and the boy fell, what did the boy do to the girl?
He fell for her.
What do you call something that has 50 legs but can't walk? 25 disabled people!
What do an orphan and an apple not have in common?
The apple actually gets picked.
What do a penis and a Rubik's Cube have in common? The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
Memes
"I work with animals," a man said on his Tinder date. "That's so sweet," she replies. "I love a man who works with animals. Where do you work?" "At the butcher shop!"
Why do orphans never get a car?
Because their parents need to buy them one.
How do lesbians have sex? It’s too complicated. I’d have to show you.
They say we have a primal sense, that we can just feel when someone is watching us.
It’s been a few weeks, and it's clear that you do not have that sense.
What do you call an emo with curly hair?
Sam Reid.
What do we find at the end of every rainbow?
The letter W.
Man, I love telling jokes about orphans. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
If you're mad, go punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their mom?
Why do orphans love tennis?
Because it is the only place they can get love.
I like abusing orphans, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What do you call a monkey in a minefield?
A baboom.
What do you call a group of emos?
The Suicide Squad.
Go punch an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Man with cancer: How much time do I have left?
Doctor: Ten.
Man: Weeks? Months? Days?
Doctor: Nine, eight, seven...