DoS jokes
Is "butt check" one word, or do I have to spread it?
What do you call an orphan that takes a selfie?
A family portrait.
Yo mama is so strict that Thanos couldn't collect the Infinity Stones until he had done his homework.
What do you call a bunch of bald paki in a swimming pool? Coco pops.
What instrument do orphans play?
The sax alone.
Memes
Why do orphans always get an iPhone X?
Because it doesn’t have a home button.
What do you call it when an orphan takes a picture?
A family portrait.
Q: What do you call a chip that goes fast?
A: A rocket chip.
What do you call an orphan's parents?
Dead meat.
Why do women only use their left arm? Because they don’t have rights.
What do you call Yakub with no eyes?
No eyes Yakub.
Why do people poop?
Because it we need to!
What do you call a group of depressed teenagers? The Suicide Squad.
What do you call an entitled woman? A Karen.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Mail man.
Mailman who?
Bitch, do you want your mail?
Why can you bully orphans?
What are they gonna do, tell their parents? Oh wait, they got no parents.
What do you call the Gray Man in an electric chair? Fried Fish.
What do you call a lesbian Dinosaur?
Lickalotapuss.
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?
Answer: Elephino.
What flour do orphans use whilst making cakes? Self-raising.