DoS jokes
Yo mama is so strict that Thanos couldn't collect the Infinity Stones until he had done his homework.
What do you call a cat that walks slowly?
CATerpillar
What do you say after making fun of a disabled person?
"Sorry, I didn't mean to step on your toes."
What do you call it when two Mexicans fight?
Juan on Juan.
Why do orphans only have 362 days of the year?
... bc they don’t have Mother’s Day, Father’s Day, or Thanksgiving.
Memes
If there was a girl and a boy and the boy fell, what did the boy do to the girl?
He fell for her.
What did the koala do when he was too educated?
He ran away from koalapidia.
If a bird flies, and a duck can also run and fly, while a cat walks, why do we drink water?
Johnny, Johnny?
Yes, Papa?
Do you love me?
No, Papa.
#### you!
What do you call a one-legged Asian?
Tie Won Shoo.
What do Nemo and an orphan have in common? They can't find their parents.
What instrument do orphans play?
The sax alone.
Why do orphans always get an iPhone X?
Because it doesn’t have a home button.
What do you call an orphan that takes a selfie?
A family portrait.
What do you call it when an orphan takes a picture?
A family portrait.
What do you say to a crippled man getting bullied?
"Why not you stand up for yourself?"
How do you kill time?
Easy! Taking alarm clock and an assault rifle.
Why do melons always have big weddings?
Because they cantaloupe!
Why do cats like to sleep on the floor?
'Cause it's a car-PET.
What do orphans and dinosaurs have in common?
Their parents are extinct.