How did the shark do on his math test?
Jawesome!
DoS Jokes
Do you know why you never mess with an orphan?
Because they’ve got guardians!
How do you make a peanut laugh? You crack it up!
How do you try to shout at someone on the bottom of the ground?
"Hey, sir! Are you dead?"
What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?
He wiped his ass.
How do bees get to school? On a school buzz.
What do you call a sexually attracted pizza who spoons another pizza?
A Topping.
What do a Make-A-Wish kid and mosquitoes have in common?
They both got a 10% survival rate...
What do KFC and a brothel have in common?
They’re both full of greasy chicks.
What is common with dark humor and unvaccinated kids?
Neither do ever grow old.
How do crabs honor their mom’s birthday? The shell-abrate.
What do you call a premature Chinese baby birth? Wong Tai-Ming.
Men play video games to let their inner child out, while women do abortions.
What do you get when you cross A-Rod with Chris Brown?
Cheater, cheater, woman beater!
What do you do when your cat's dead?
Play with the neighbor's pussy instead.
How do you get a party started in Africa?
You put a slice of bread on the ceiling and everyone will be jumping.
What do you call the inside of the ISS toilet?
Cosmic Brownies.
What do you call a Lesbian at a Barbecue? A LGBBQ.
Why do Black people not like country music?
Because every time they hear "hoedown," they think their sister got shot.
My son caught me masturbating the other day and was like, "Dad, what are you doing?" I said, "Don't worry, you'll be doing it soon." He said, "Why is that?" I told him, "My arm is getting tired."
