DoS jokes
What do you call a group of emos?
The Suicide Squad.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What do you call an Indian in a Lamborghini?
Curry in a hurry.
What do you call a monkey in a minefield?
A baboom.
What do parents and dark humor have in common? Some get it, and some don't.
Memes
How do you make an orphan's hand bleed?
Tell him to clap until his parents come back.
What do a penis and a Rubik's Cube have in common? The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
They say we have a primal sense, that we can just feel when someone is watching us.
It’s been a few weeks, and it's clear that you do not have that sense.
What do you call an emo with curly hair?
Sam Reid.
What do we find at the end of every rainbow?
The letter W.
What do you call it when a man gets high in Panera Bread?
Panera sped.
What do Americans and Rubik's Cubes have in common?
They both have a history of separating colors.
"I work with animals," a man said on his Tinder date. "That's so sweet," she replies. "I love a man who works with animals. Where do you work?" "At the butcher shop!"
Why do orphans never get a car?
Because their parents need to buy them one.
Man, I love telling jokes about orphans. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Go punch an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
If you're mad, go punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their mom?
Why do orphans love tennis?
Because it is the only place they can get love.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground meat.
What do you call a male robot who wants to be a girl?
A trans-former.