What do Nemo and an orphan have in common? They can't find their parents.
DoS Jokes
What instrument do orphans play?
The sax alone.
Why do orphans always get an iPhone X?
Because it doesn’t have a home button.
What do you call an orphan that takes a selfie?
A family portrait.
What do you call it when an orphan takes a picture?
A family portrait.
What do you say to a crippled man getting bullied?
"Why not you stand up for yourself?"
How do you kill time?
Easy! Taking alarm clock and an assault rifle.
Why do melons always have big weddings?
Because they cantaloupe!
Why do cats like to sleep on the floor?
'Cause it's a car-PET.
What do orphans and dinosaurs have in common?
Their parents are extinct.
When the teacher dismissed the class to go home,
The orphan asked, "Where do I go?"
The teacher replied, "Home."
The orphan said, "Catch me on the streets then!"
Why do midgets laugh when they run?
Because the grass is tickling their ballsacks!
Let's say I was immortal. No matter what I did, I would be alive. But, the catch is I’m the least flexible and least strong person in the world.
Now, I get my head chopped off. What would I do? I would roll over to my headless body and figure out what it's like to suck my own dick.
Why can't you eat cereal?
Because your dad never came back from getting the milk!
Q: Why does an orphan do badly at Baseball?
A: Because they can't find home.
Who used to say, "Who loves orange soda?" Kel loves orange soda. Yes, I do, do, do, doooo! Oh, yes! Oh, yes! Oh, yes, I dooooo! Kel Mitchell from Kenan and Kel.
What do you call a calf that is in no way brave?
A coward.
Why do orphans hate p*rn hub?
They always see a stepdad and stepsis.
Snake one: Are we venomous?
Snake two: Yep!... Why do you ask?
Snake one: Cuz I just bit my tongue!!! (Drama scene)
What do an orphan's parents and the Predator have in common?
They are both invisible.
