DoS jokes
What do your teacher and your friend have in common?
They will both die eventually.
Lynx Africa is based on a nice smell. Do you think Lynx England would smell like Stella and disappointment?
What flour do orphans use to bake bread?
Self-raising.
What do Michael Jackson and a plastic bag have in common?
They both are plastic and like kids.
What do you call a group of emos?
Suicide Squad.
Memes
What do you call a blind German?
A nat-zee.
What do hookers and porn stars have in common? They get paid for sex and get STD's.
There never was a historical Jesus Christ. Hey, do not even dream of crucifying me.
What do you call a night person? A night owl 🦉 who is up all night, lol!
Q: What do Moses and hookers have in common?
A: They've dealt with a burning bush.
Do depressed people hate swimming?
They hate it because they are already drowning in their depression, but they love it because it might make all their dreams come true.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal? Because their dad or mom never came home with the milk.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they just sit in the dark and cry.
What do you call a dog in China?
E10
What do Wal-Mart and Michael Jackson have in common?
They both have little boy's pants 1⁄2 off...
What did the koala do when he was too educated?
He ran away from koalapidia.
What do cows use for math? A cow-culator 😏
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family portrait.
Why do orphans eat cereal without milk?
Because their dad never came home from the store.
Why do orphans play GTA?
To feel wanted.