DoS jokes
If you're mad, go punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their mom?
What do you call the Gray Man in an electric chair? Fried Fish.
Q: What do you call a chip that goes fast?
A: A rocket chip.
What do you call a lesbian Dinosaur?
Lickalotapuss.
What do you call an orphan's parents?
Dead meat.
Memes
Why do orphans play GTA?
To feel wanted.
Why do people poop?
Because it we need to!
What do you call a bunch of bald paki in a swimming pool? Coco pops.
What flour do orphans use whilst making cakes? Self-raising.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Mail man.
Mailman who?
Bitch, do you want your mail?
How do you know when your vegetables are completely cooked?
The wheelchair rises to the top.
Is "butt check" one word, or do I have to spread it?
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?
Answer: Elephino.
What do you call a group of depressed teenagers? The Suicide Squad.
What do you call an entitled woman? A Karen.
Why can you bully orphans?
What are they gonna do, tell their parents? Oh wait, they got no parents.
Why do women only use their left arm? Because they don’t have rights.
What do you call Yakub with no eyes?
No eyes Yakub.
What do cows use for math? A cow-culator 😏
Why do orphans eat cereal without milk?
Because their dad never came home from the store.