DoS jokes
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they just sit in the dark and cry.
There never was a historical Jesus Christ. Hey, do not even dream of crucifying me.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal? Because their dad or mom never came home with the milk.
What do you call a night person? A night owl 🦉 who is up all night, lol!
Q: What do Moses and hookers have in common?
A: They've dealt with a burning bush.
Memes
What do Americans and Rubik's Cubes have in common?
They both have a history of separating colors.
"I work with animals," a man said on his Tinder date. "That's so sweet," she replies. "I love a man who works with animals. Where do you work?" "At the butcher shop!"
What do you call an emo with curly hair?
Sam Reid.
I like abusing orphans, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What do parents and dark humor have in common? Some get it, and some don't.
How do you make an orphan's hand bleed?
Tell him to clap until his parents come back.
What do a penis and a Rubik's Cube have in common? The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
Why do orphans love tennis?
Because it is the only place they can get love.
What do you call something that has 50 legs but can't walk? 25 disabled people!
Man with cancer: How much time do I have left?
Doctor: Ten.
Man: Weeks? Months? Days?
Doctor: Nine, eight, seven...
What do an orphan and an apple not have in common?
The apple actually gets picked.
What do a stool and an emo have in common?
They both sit still.
Why do orphans like pedos? Because they have someone to call "daddy."
Go punch an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why do midgets giggle when they run?
Because the grass tickles their balls.