How do you know when your vegetables are completely cooked?
The wheelchair rises to the top.
DoS Jokes
Is "butt check" one word, or do I have to spread it?
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?
Answer: Elephino.
What do you call a group of depressed teenagers? The Suicide Squad.
What do you call an entitled woman? A Karen.
Why can you bully orphans?
What are they gonna do, tell their parents? Oh wait, they got no parents.
Why do women only use their left arm? Because they don’t have rights.
What do you call Yakub with no eyes?
No eyes Yakub.
What do cows use for math? A cow-culator 😏
Why do orphans eat cereal without milk?
Because their dad never came home from the store.
Yo mama is so strict that Thanos couldn't collect the Infinity Stones until he had done his homework.
What do you call a cat that walks slowly?
CATerpillar
What do you say after making fun of a disabled person?
"Sorry, I didn't mean to step on your toes."
What do you call it when two Mexicans fight?
Juan on Juan.
Why do orphans only have 362 days of the year?
... bc they don’t have Mother’s Day, Father’s Day, or Thanksgiving.
If there was a girl and a boy and the boy fell, what did the boy do to the girl?
He fell for her.
What did the koala do when he was too educated?
He ran away from koalapidia.
If a bird flies, and a duck can also run and fly, while a cat walks, why do we drink water?
Johnny, Johnny?
Yes, Papa?
Do you love me?
No, Papa.
#### you!
What do you call a one-legged Asian?
Tie Won Shoo.
