DoS jokes
What do you call Darth Vader when he dies?
A black alien.
How do you know someone is going to die?
He can't stop coughing. (coffin)
Why do orphans not build houses in Minecraft? Because they want it to be realistic.
What do you call a dwarf skating on ice?
A midget spinner.
How do people grade pedophiles?
1st grade to 8th grade.
(I know it's orphan jokes but still)
Memes
What do you call a stoned Mexican?
Baked bean.
What do cannibals call a person that is running?
Fast food.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground meat.
Why do orphans never get a car?
Because their parents need to buy them one.
Not a joke, but this needs saying. Please can someone do something about all the pedo posts on here. It’s honestly just nasty.
What do you call a group of emos?
The Suicide Squad.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What do you call a monkey in a minefield?
A baboom.
What do you call it when a man gets high in Panera Bread?
Panera sped.
How do lesbians have sex? It’s too complicated. I’d have to show you.
They say we have a primal sense, that we can just feel when someone is watching us.
It’s been a few weeks, and it's clear that you do not have that sense.
What do we find at the end of every rainbow?
The letter W.
Man, I love telling jokes about orphans. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Can you go as a horse for Halloween?
Well, if you do, I can't wait to ride you!
Do depressed people hate swimming?
They hate it because they are already drowning in their depression, but they love it because it might make all their dreams come true.