How do you make an orphan's hand bleed?
Tell him to clap until his parents come back.
DoS Jokes
What do a penis and a Rubik's Cube have in common? The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
Why do orphans love tennis?
Because it is the only place they can get love.
What do you call something that has 50 legs but can't walk? 25 disabled people!
Man with cancer: How much time do I have left?
Doctor: Ten.
Man: Weeks? Months? Days?
Doctor: Nine, eight, seven...
What do an orphan and an apple not have in common?
The apple actually gets picked.
What do a stool and an emo have in common?
They both sit still.
Why do orphans like pedos? Because they have someone to call "daddy."
Go punch an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why do midgets giggle when they run?
Because the grass tickles their balls.
If you're mad, go punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their mom?
What do you call the Gray Man in an electric chair? Fried Fish.
Q: What do you call a chip that goes fast?
A: A rocket chip.
What do you call a lesbian Dinosaur?
Lickalotapuss.
What do you call an orphan's parents?
Dead meat.
Why do orphans play GTA?
To feel wanted.
Why do people poop?
Because it we need to!
What do you call a bunch of bald paki in a swimming pool? Coco pops.
What flour do orphans use whilst making cakes? Self-raising.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Mail man.
Mailman who?
Bitch, do you want your mail?
