DoS jokes
How do you spell racecar backwards?
racecar
How do you spell racecar sideways?
Paul Walker's death.
How do you tell an Indian person from a Muslim?
Are you 7/11 or 9/11?
What do noodles and women have in common? They both wiggle when you eat them.
What do you call two homeless people throwing rocks at each other?
A pillow fight.
What do you call vampire Matt Damon?
Bat Damon!
Memes
What do you call dogs dressed as dinosaurs?
Jurassic Bark!
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
An irrel-elephant ;)
How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
You look for the fresh prints.
What do you get when you cross a belt and a watch?
A waist of time.
What do you call a band made of cheese?
Grate That!
What do you call a pile of cats? A meowtain.
What do you call a pile of cheese? A cheese grater.
I saw someone who was about to jump off a bridge. They were wearing a Nike "JUST DO IT" shirt.
There should be a "kick an orphan" day.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What do parents feeding their kids and terrorists have in common?
“Here comes the airplane!”
Why do orphans like to go to church?
So they have someone to call father.
If you're bored, punch an orphan in the face. What is he gonna do, tell his parents?
Q: How do you make an emo kid happy?
A: Give them a Happy Meal.
A woman is lying in bed after making love to her lover. After a moment, she starts to roll over, and in the process, she realizes that the spent condom is still inside her.
Worried, she wakes up her lover. She asks, “What should we do about this?” To which he replies: “Who was it?”
Why do the orphans eat their cereal with water?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Q: What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
A: Special forces.
What do you do when you see a lady in a wheelchair?
You grab a stick and put it through the wheelchair and call her nunchucks.