DoS jokes
What do a deaf person and an orphan have in common? Neither of them can hear their parents.
What do you call a blind photographer? A waste of money.
What do Madeline McCann and a submarine have in common?
Both are at the bottom of the ocean full of seamen!
What do the people in heaven that died on the Titanic call the Titanic? The Dietanic.
What do you call a blonde in the freezer?
Her parents named her Jessica, so we should probably continue to call her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorrow.
Memes
Why do humans hate aliens?
Because Fortnite took them out of the game, and I want aliens back in Fortnite!
What do you call an ex-lesbian?
A clitter quitter.
You know how divers jump off a cliff and land in the water well...
Emos do that too, but when they jump, they don't land in the water.
What do McDonald's and priests have in common?
They both shove their meat into 10-year-old buns.
What show do gay men watch?
"2 and a Half Men!"
Lol at this one fellas!
Why do orphans like to be robbers in cops and robbers?
So they will be wanted.
Why do New Zealanders have sex with sheep on the edge of cliffs? They push back harder.
"Do you know the difference between wallpaper and toilet paper?" Replies, "No." "Gross!"
Do you know what the equivalent to hell is these days?
1. Listening to your teacher.
2. Not having your phone/game/TV.
3. Not having nicotine.
Q: What do you call a gang of emos?
A: Suicide Squad.
What do you call a three humped camel?
Why do women rub their eyes when they wake up?
'Cause they don't got balls to scratch.
What do you call a crippled man? Alex keating hahahahahahahahahahahh!
How do you get a fat kid to lose weight?
You pay the ice cream man to keep driving.
What do Bob Ross's painting and the orphanage have in common?
They're both filled with happy little accidents.