What do you call a group of emos?
The Suicide Squad.
DoS Jokes
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What do you call a monkey in a minefield?
A baboom.
What do you call it when a man gets high in Panera Bread?
Panera sped.
How do lesbians have sex? It’s too complicated. I’d have to show you.
This is for explain bear. Pls stop doing ur poor insults bc we feel sad inside when you are being a b* ☹️ if you say a insult no more honey 🍯 for u 😌
They say we have a primal sense, that we can just feel when someone is watching us.
It’s been a few weeks, and it's clear that you do not have that sense.
What do we find at the end of every rainbow?
The letter W.
Man, I love telling jokes about orphans. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Can you go as a horse for Halloween?
Well, if you do, I can't wait to ride you!
Do depressed people hate swimming?
They hate it because they are already drowning in their depression, but they love it because it might make all their dreams come true.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they just sit in the dark and cry.
There never was a historical Jesus Christ. Hey, do not even dream of crucifying me.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal? Because their dad or mom never came home with the milk.
What do you call a night person? A night owl 🦉 who is up all night, lol!
Q: What do Moses and hookers have in common?
A: They've dealt with a burning bush.
What do Americans and Rubik's Cubes have in common?
They both have a history of separating colors.
"I work with animals," a man said on his Tinder date. "That's so sweet," she replies. "I love a man who works with animals. Where do you work?" "At the butcher shop!"
What do you call an emo with curly hair?
Sam Reid.
I like abusing orphans, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What do parents and dark humor have in common? Some get it, and some don't.
