DoS jokes
Why do cheetahs always win?
Because they cheat!
Do you know what the similarity between a penis and cucumber is?
They both have cum in it.
What do you call a dwarf with borderline autism? Jimothy.
What do you do if you see an Indian woman getting raped? Nothing, since raping is a normal everyday part of Indian culture.
How do you recover from prostate cancer surgery?
It’s all Depends!
Memes
Q: What does Pakistan love to do with India when they go to war?
A: Surrender their 93,000 soldiers.
I stole a wheelchair from a disabled kid. What is he going to do, stand up?
What do you call an emo committing suicide while filming it?
America’s Funniest Home Videos.
(lol)
Why do US suck at chess? We lost both our towers.
Why is England so good at chess? They still have their queen.
Why does Russia suck at chess? They only have pawns.
What do you call a Mexican Transformer? Optimus Juan!
What do you call a cow with no legs?
A cow with no legs.
What do cows use to do their homework? A cowculator.
Why do leaves change color in the fall?
Because they want to leaf their old color.
What do you call a man with no body and no nose?
Nobody knows. No body, nose.
American: How do you use a PC?
Amish: We use a potato.
What do Cavemen poop in?
A Neander stall.
Yo mama is so poor, I saw her kicking a can and I asked her what she was doing and she said moving.
What do penguins 🐧 eat for lunch?
Freeze burgers.
I was going to an expensive dinner with my friend's girlfriend because she really wanted to go, but he just got out of surgery, and he said take care of her, so I said, "Will do, bro. I’ll bring her back fuller than a topped-up water bottle."
What do they call me when I jack off?
Pulled pork.