Why do orphans like to be robbers in cops and robbers?
So they will be wanted.
DoS Jokes
Why do New Zealanders have sex with sheep on the edge of cliffs? They push back harder.
"Do you know the difference between wallpaper and toilet paper?" Replies, "No." "Gross!"
Do you know what the equivalent to hell is these days?
1. Listening to your teacher.
2. Not having your phone/game/TV.
3. Not having nicotine.
Q: What do you call a gang of emos?
A: Suicide Squad.
What do you call a three humped camel?
Why do women rub their eyes when they wake up?
'Cause they don't got balls to scratch.
What do you call a crippled man? Alex keating hahahahahahahahahahahh!
How do you get a fat kid to lose weight?
You pay the ice cream man to keep driving.
What do Bob Ross's painting and the orphanage have in common?
They're both filled with happy little accidents.
What do you call Darth Vader when he dies?
A black alien.
How do you know someone is going to die?
He can't stop coughing. (coffin)
Why do orphans not build houses in Minecraft? Because they want it to be realistic.
What do you call a dwarf skating on ice?
A midget spinner.
How do people grade pedophiles?
1st grade to 8th grade.
(I know it's orphan jokes but still)
What do you call a stoned Mexican?
Baked bean.
What do cannibals call a person that is running?
Fast food.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground meat.
Why do orphans never get a car?
Because their parents need to buy them one.
Not a joke, but this needs saying. Please can someone do something about all the pedo posts on here. It’s honestly just nasty.
