DoS jokes
Why do dwarfs love penis? It tickles their insides.
What do Marshall Tucker Band and Kobe Bryant have in common?
Their last big hit was "Fire on the Mountain."
Why do pirates say, "Argh my Hardees?"
Because that's how you tell when they have the hards.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family portrait.
What do you call a male robot who wants to be a girl?
A trans-former.
Memes
How do adults like their cookies like their orphans?
Homemade.
Women be like men should pay for first dates, then get mad when you do...
Women be like, "Equal rights, equal pay," then decide that they don't want to do labor intensive jobs.
What do you call California during a forest fire?
Completely normal.
Why do orphans make the best girlfriends?
Because they don't need permission from their parents.
What do the Mafia and pussies have in common?
One slip of the tongue, and you’re in deep shit.
Why do orphans play GTA?
They want to be wanted.
What do you call a fish without eyes?
A fsh.
Little William punched Little Johnny in the face. Then Little Johnny says, "If you do that again, I'm gonna turn your fucking nuts into coconut juice."
1st daughter: Dad, I'm lesbian!
Dad: Oh, OK!
2nd daughter: I'm also lesbian.
Dad: WTF, does any 1 in this family love dicks?!?
Son: I do...
Devil: Hey angel.
Angel: Hi devil, why are you nice?
Devil: What do angels add to their food to make it a little more spicy?
Angel: What?
Devil: Angelpinos!
Do you ever consider during the cremation that the meat is well done?
How do emo bands prepare for their shows?
They self-harmonize.
How do planets have a baby?
They have spasex.
What types of erections do skeletons have? Boners.