What do the Mafia and pussies have in common?
One slip of the tongue, and you’re in deep shit.
DoS Jokes
Why do orphans play GTA?
They want to be wanted.
What do you call a fish without eyes?
A fsh.
Little William punched Little Johnny in the face. Then Little Johnny says, "If you do that again, I'm gonna turn your fucking nuts into coconut juice."
1st daughter: Dad, I'm lesbian!
Dad: Oh, OK!
2nd daughter: I'm also lesbian.
Dad: WTF, does any 1 in this family love dicks?!?
Son: I do...
Devil: Hey angel.
Angel: Hi devil, why are you nice?
Devil: What do angels add to their food to make it a little more spicy?
Angel: What?
Devil: Angelpinos!
Do you ever consider during the cremation that the meat is well done?
How do emo bands prepare for their shows?
They self-harmonize.
How do planets have a baby?
They have spasex.
What types of erections do skeletons have? Boners.
What do a deaf person and an orphan have in common? Neither of them can hear their parents.
What do you call a blind photographer? A waste of money.
What do Madeline McCann and a submarine have in common?
Both are at the bottom of the ocean full of seamen!
What do the people in heaven that died on the Titanic call the Titanic? The Dietanic.
What do you call a blonde in the freezer?
Her parents named her Jessica, so we should probably continue to call her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorrow.
Why do humans hate aliens?
Because Fortnite took them out of the game, and I want aliens back in Fortnite!
What do you call an ex-lesbian?
A clitter quitter.
You know how divers jump off a cliff and land in the water well...
Emos do that too, but when they jump, they don't land in the water.
What do McDonald's and priests have in common?
They both shove their meat into 10-year-old buns.
What show do gay men watch?
"2 and a Half Men!"
Lol at this one fellas!
