DoS jokes
How many times do you tickle a squid before it laughs?
TEN-TICKLES
What do skeletons say before they eat?
Bone appétit. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
What do you get when you cross a stick and a dog? A run away joke...
Y'all, I'm suspended till Wednesday and can't do much cuz I'm on a tablet, not my computer. Tell autterpop I won't be on till Wednesday or after.
What do you call a Muslim in a swimming pool? A bath bomb.
Memes
Q. What do you call a Muslim basketball player?
A. Osama Bin Ballin'.
What do Hitler and Trump have in common? They both do hand gestures.
Why do orphans always get picked on?
They can't run and tell their parents.
What do you call having a 69 with a guy in a wheelchair?
MEALS ON WHEELS :-)
What do you call my sister?
Suicidal.
Why do orphans like apples? Because they get picked.
Dear clothing websites, if it's out of stock, DO NOT ADVERTISE IT!
Why do orphans eat breakfast with water?
The dad did not come home with the milk.
How do you tell if a blond is really stupid?
Put a scratch and sniff on a bleach pod.
Me: What do you call 4 depressed kids?
My friend: What?
Me: The Suicide Squad.
What do you call a wild cow in a shop with old things?
A bull in a china shop.
Why do orphans play tennis? Because that's the only thing they love.
How do you know if you have a high sperm count?
She chews before she swallows.
What do you call Helen Keller in a pitch black, sound proof room?
Redundant.
Where do Sith get their clothes?
At the Darth Maul!