What do you call an octopus with a hat?
An octopus with a hat, of course.
DoS Jokes
What do you call a bunch of Muslims in a bath?
A bath bomb.
What flour do orphans use to bake bread?
Self-raising.
What do parents feeding their kids and terrorists have in common?
“Here comes the airplane!”
Q: How do you make an emo kid happy?
A: Give them a Happy Meal.
A woman is lying in bed after making love to her lover. After a moment, she starts to roll over, and in the process, she realizes that the spent condom is still inside her.
Worried, she wakes up her lover. She asks, “What should we do about this?” To which he replies: “Who was it?”
What do you call a group of emos?
Suicide Squad.
What do you call a blind German?
A nat-zee.
Lynx Africa is based on a nice smell. Do you think Lynx England would smell like Stella and disappointment?
What do you call a dog in China?
E10
Why do dwarfs love penis? It tickles their insides.
What do Marshall Tucker Band and Kobe Bryant have in common?
Their last big hit was "Fire on the Mountain."
Why do pirates say, "Argh my Hardees?"
Because that's how you tell when they have the hards.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family portrait.
What do you call a male robot who wants to be a girl?
A trans-former.
How do adults like their cookies like their orphans?
Homemade.
Women be like men should pay for first dates, then get mad when you do...
Women be like, "Equal rights, equal pay," then decide that they don't want to do labor intensive jobs.
What do you call California during a forest fire?
Completely normal.
Why do orphans make the best girlfriends?
Because they don't need permission from their parents.
