DoS jokes
Where do ducks poop out of?
From their buttquack.
What do starving kids call Venetian blinds?
Bunk beds.
What do you call a person who wants to be punched a lot?
A clout chaser.
Search up "clout meaning" if you don't get it.
What do kids play when they can't play with a phone?
Bored games.
How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a lil' boogie in it ;)
Memes
Where do sex addicts go when they need to talk? Hoe-and-Tell.
What do you call security outside a Samsung store?
Guardians of the Galaxy.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Lean beef.
Two of the worst jokes ever.
What do you get when you throw a pile of dead babies into a fryer?
Kentucky Fried Children!
What's it called when you eat those same babies?
Finger Lickin' Good!
What do you call an orphan fish?
Self-ish.
Who's a pineapple? I'm a pineapple... Yass.
Teacher and kid.
Kid: Hey, teacher.
Teacher: Yes?
Kid: Would you punish me for something I didn't do?
Teacher: Of course not.
Kid: Well, I didn't do my homework!
Why do they tell actors to "break a leg"?
Because every play has a cast.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Owl say.
Owl say who?
Yes, they do.
What do Will from "Stranger Things" and the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air have in common? They're both named Will, and their lives both got flipped, turned upside down.
I want a job cleaning mirrors. I could really see myself doing it!
Do you want to hear a joke about the blunt pencil? Never mind, it's pointless.
Who do the United States owe trillions of dollars to?
Jew-piter.
Why do orphans love getting r@ped?
Because they want to know what love feels like.
What do you call an autistic My Little Pony?
Twilight Special.
What do you call an alligator that reads maps? Navigator.