DoS jokes
Where do ducks poop out of?
From their buttquack.
What do you call an orphan fish?
Self-ish.
What do you call security outside a Samsung store?
Guardians of the Galaxy.
What do LGBTQ+ people use as a weapon in THG (The Hunger Games)?
A rainbow.
What do you call a person who wants to be punched a lot?
A clout chaser.
Search up "clout meaning" if you don't get it.
Memes
What do starving kids call Venetian blinds?
Bunk beds.
Where do sex addicts go when they need to talk? Hoe-and-Tell.
What do kids play when they can't play with a phone?
Bored games.
What do you get when you throw a pile of dead babies into a fryer?
Kentucky Fried Children!
What's it called when you eat those same babies?
Finger Lickin' Good!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Owl say.
Owl say who?
Yes, they do.
Why do they tell actors to "break a leg"?
Because every play has a cast.
Do you want to hear a joke about the blunt pencil? Never mind, it's pointless.
How do you fit 27 New Zealand tourists in a 15-seater bus?
Simple. All in the ashtray.
What do Will from "Stranger Things" and the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air have in common? They're both named Will, and their lives both got flipped, turned upside down.
Why do hackers in Africa have hard times dealing with firewalls?
They don't have water.
Why do women always have sex with the lights off?
Because they never like to see a man having a good time.
How do you get a clown off your swing?
You shoot it.
Do you know who didn't graduate high school this year?
The Parkland kids.
What kind of jeans do you wear to church?
Holy jeans!
If a physically handicapped gay white male is sitting on the toilet in the handicapped stall, and if you are a gay white male that is well-endowed that is not physically handicapped, and if you want the physically handicapped gay white male who is sitting on the toilet in the handicapped stall to suck your dick, what do you do to convince him to suck your dick if you have a hard on and your horny as hell?
Put $25.00 under the handicapped stall before you put your dick under the handicapped stall.