DoS jokes
How do two emo kids greet each other?
"I like ya cut, G."
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What do gay guys and priests have in common?
They are both gay in their own ways.
What do you call a guy with a long chin?
Chino-Chinese
Why do American guns only have 30 bullets?
'Cause that's how many kids are in a class.
Memes
What do you call an emo cancer kid?
Chemo.
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What do you call Miles Morales Spider-Man from Europe?
Kilometers Morales.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Tell 'em to clap until their parents come home.
What did the captain of the Titanic do before the Titanic sunk?
He nominated everyone for the ice bucket awards.
How do you get your appeal for rape charges accepted? Say you were expressing your desire for a woman, which is protected under the Constitution in freedom of expression.
Why can’t Hitler do track?
He can’t even finish a race.
Me: Why do you need to use shampoo when you are already bald? 🤣
What do you call an orphan who grows up to become a priest?
Father Les.
What do Priests and School shooters have in common?
They both blast little kids in the face.
Good night, sleep tight, don't let the bedbugs bite, and if they do, hit them with a shoe till they're all black and blue!
What do you call a lesbian alien? A "lesbeening."
Why do orphans like to go to church?
It is the only place where they can call a father.
What do cats have for breakfast?
Mice crispies.
What do you call someone who is extra virgin?
Mrs. Frame.