DoS jokes
What do you call a Muslim in a swimming pool? A bath bomb.
Why do orphans always get picked on?
They can't run and tell their parents.
What do skeletons say before they eat?
Bone appétit. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
What do you get when you cross a stick and a dog? A run away joke...
Where do Sith get their clothes?
At the Darth Maul!
Memes
What pants do you wear to church? Hole-y ones.
How many times do you tickle a squid before it laughs?
TEN-TICKLES
Why do orphans play tennis? Because that's the only thing they love.
Why do New Yorkers get what Spider-Man is saying?
Because he always makes spider-sense.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
Q. What do you call a Muslim basketball player?
A. Osama Bin Ballin'.
One day I was very happy. I managed to win the lottery and receive a free vacation trip to Saudi Arabia!
Everything was going well until suddenly the FRAUD appeared! It was him, PRISTIANO PENALDO! He dived toward me and grabbed my lottery ticket. I asked him why he is doing this, only for him to reply "I need trip to Saudi Arabia to statpad the PENS!" as he dived back through my window.
Shame on you for stealing my vacation and ruining my day! You are no longer my Idol Pristianooooo!
[God creating sharks]
God: Ok give them 3 rows of teeth.
Angel: Seems excessive but ok.
God: And make them mean as hell.
Angel: WTF y.
God: BECAUSSE I SAID SO.
Angel:...
God: And make one of the types have a hammer for a head.
Angel: Why do I still work for you?
God: Because I’m the only employer as of right now.
Do you know what the similarity between a penis and cucumber is?
They both have cum in it.
Why do cheetahs always win?
Because they cheat!
What do you call a dwarf with borderline autism? Jimothy.
How do you recover from prostate cancer surgery?
It’s all Depends!
What do you call a convict in prison for touching little girls? A boy named Brandon.
What do you do if you see an Indian woman getting raped? Nothing, since raping is a normal everyday part of Indian culture.
What do you call an emo committing suicide while filming it?
America’s Funniest Home Videos.
(lol)