DoS jokes
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Owl say.
Owl say who?
Yes, they do.
Why do they tell actors to "break a leg"?
Because every play has a cast.
Do you want to hear a joke about the blunt pencil? Never mind, it's pointless.
How do you fit 27 New Zealand tourists in a 15-seater bus?
Simple. All in the ashtray.
What do Will from "Stranger Things" and the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air have in common? They're both named Will, and their lives both got flipped, turned upside down.
Memes
Hollow Knight Meme
Why do hackers in Africa have hard times dealing with firewalls?
They don't have water.
Why do women always have sex with the lights off?
Because they never like to see a man having a good time.
There were four men eating dinner on the Titanic when it hit the iceberg.
The waiter said, "We have to get to the lifeboats!"
The teacher said, "What about the kids?"
The lawyer said, "Fuck the kids."
The priest said, "Do you think we'll have time?"
I was confused when they asked me, "Do you know how to fly a plane?" Then, when I said, "No," they said, "Perfect!"
Why do a pedophile love Halloween?
Free delivery.
How do you get a clown off your swing?
You shoot it.
Do you know who didn't graduate high school this year?
The Parkland kids.
What kind of jeans do you wear to church?
Holy jeans!
If a physically handicapped gay white male is sitting on the toilet in the handicapped stall, and if you are a gay white male that is well-endowed that is not physically handicapped, and if you want the physically handicapped gay white male who is sitting on the toilet in the handicapped stall to suck your dick, what do you do to convince him to suck your dick if you have a hard on and your horny as hell?
Put $25.00 under the handicapped stall before you put your dick under the handicapped stall.
What do you call a five year old with no friends?
A Sandy Hook survivor.
What do you get when you put a baby in a box filled with glass and nails and push it down the stairs?
... A boner.
A man finds his son climbing the roof of his house. The kid kept using all sorts of material to climb up, but the dad didn't pay much attention.
Next day the kid went to the state tower and kept climbing using some adhesive gloves. The dad asks his son for a second time: "Son! Why are you doing this?" The son replies: "You told me to aim up high!"
How do rapists justify murdering a young innocent human being?
Same way as pro-aborts, by saying "My body, my choice!"
What do you call an Asian man flying a plane?
A pilot, you racist fuck!
How do you get chewing gum out of a child's hair? Cancer.