DoS jokes
What do you do when you run out of lines on your book?
You look at the emo girl and say, "Hey, can I borrow your arm?"
How do you get your appeal for rape charges accepted? Say you were expressing your desire for a woman, which is protected under the Constitution in freedom of expression.
Me: Why do you need to use shampoo when you are already bald? 🤣
Why can’t Hitler do track?
He can’t even finish a race.
What do you call a female Michael Jackson? She she.
Memes
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Tell 'em to clap until their parents come home.
What did the captain of the Titanic do before the Titanic sunk?
He nominated everyone for the ice bucket awards.
How do two emo kids greet each other?
"I like ya cut, G."
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair? A RC-XD.
What do girls and rocks have in common?
The flat ones get skipped.
Orphan: *crying* You: Do you know where your parents are? Orphan: No. Your Friend: They don't have parents!!! You: 😂 I know.
How do you start a fight in space?
"Comet me, bro."
What do you call a dwarf in a drawer?
Gay.
Why do orphans like to go to church?
It is the only place where they can call a father.
What do cats have for breakfast?
Mice crispies.
What do you call a lesbian alien? A "lesbeening."
What do you call a dino stripper?
A dinohore.
Good night, sleep tight, don't let the bedbugs bite, and if they do, hit them with a shoe till they're all black and blue!
Kid to daddy: "Why do they call it Uranus?"
Daddy to kid: "Cause, son, it's Uranus."
What do you call someone who is extra virgin?
Mrs. Frame.