DoS jokes
There were four men eating dinner on the Titanic when it hit the iceberg.
The waiter said, "We have to get to the lifeboats!"
The teacher said, "What about the kids?"
The lawyer said, "Fuck the kids."
The priest said, "Do you think we'll have time?"
Why do orphans hate Christmas?
Father Christmas isn’t a thing.
What do you call a skeleton snake?
A rattler!
Why do orphans love getting r@ped?
Because they want to know what love feels like.
Today is Good Friday, so there will be no meat for us to eat. Instead, we have to do what lesbians do and eat fish.
Memes
What do you call an alligator that reads maps? Navigator.
What do you call an autistic My Little Pony?
Twilight Special.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Lean beef.
Two of the worst jokes ever.
I want a job cleaning mirrors. I could really see myself doing it!
What do you call a female Michael Jackson? She she.
How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a lil' boogie in it ;)
What do you call a guy who has sex on the Moon?
An “Astronut”!
What do you do when you run out of lines on your book?
You look at the emo girl and say, "Hey, can I borrow your arm?"
What do you call a dwarf in a drawer?
Gay.
What do girls and rocks have in common?
The flat ones get skipped.
Orphan: *crying* You: Do you know where your parents are? Orphan: No. Your Friend: They don't have parents!!! You: 😂 I know.
How do you start a fight in space?
"Comet me, bro."
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair? A RC-XD.
Kid to daddy: "Why do they call it Uranus?"
Daddy to kid: "Cause, son, it's Uranus."
What do you call a dino stripper?
A dinohore.