Why do cheetahs always win?
Because they cheat!
What do you call a dwarf with borderline autism? Jimothy.
Q: What does Pakistan love to do with India when they go to war?
A: Surrender their 93,000 soldiers.
What do you call an emo committing suicide while filming it?
America’s Funniest Home Videos.
(lol)
What do you call a Mexican Transformer? Optimus Juan!
I stole a wheelchair from a disabled kid. What is he going to do, stand up?
Why do leaves change color in the fall?
Because they want to leaf their old color.
What do penguins 🐧 eat for lunch?
Freeze burgers.
My mother was suffering from menstrual pain. So I fucked her for 7 hours to ease her pain. I continued to do so for the next 6 days. Even after fucking her 51 times during her 7-day period, I fucked her 5-6 times a day for the next three months and stopped her period for 9 months! Only her son can understand and ease the pain of a mother.