DoS jokes
How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a lil' boogie in it ;)
What do you call a guy who has sex on the Moon?
An “Astronut”!
What do you do when you run out of lines on your book?
You look at the emo girl and say, "Hey, can I borrow your arm?"
What do you call a dwarf in a drawer?
Gay.
What do girls and rocks have in common?
The flat ones get skipped.
Memes
Orphan: *crying* You: Do you know where your parents are? Orphan: No. Your Friend: They don't have parents!!! You: 😂 I know.
How do you start a fight in space?
"Comet me, bro."
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair? A RC-XD.
Kid to daddy: "Why do they call it Uranus?"
Daddy to kid: "Cause, son, it's Uranus."
Q: What do you say to a kid who threatens to beat you up?
A: We can always rearrange your liver 😏
What do you call a dino stripper?
A dinohore.
How do two emo kids greet each other?
"I like ya cut, G."
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What do gay guys and priests have in common?
They are both gay in their own ways.
What do you call a guy with a long chin?
Chino-Chinese
Why do American guns only have 30 bullets?
'Cause that's how many kids are in a class.
What do you call an emo cancer kid?
Chemo.
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What do you call Miles Morales Spider-Man from Europe?
Kilometers Morales.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Tell 'em to clap until their parents come home.