Me: What do you call 4 depressed kids?
My friend: What?
Me: The Suicide Squad.
DoS Jokes
What do you call a wild cow in a shop with old things?
A bull in a china shop.
What do you call Helen Keller in a pitch black, sound proof room?
Redundant.
Men should pay for the first date, that’s why it’s called a (men)u.
Then women should do the dishes, that’s why they call it a dish wash(her).
How do you make an 8 year old girl cry twice?
Wipe your bloody cock off on her favorite teddy bear.
Y'all, I'm suspended till Wednesday and can't do much cuz I'm on a tablet, not my computer. Tell autterpop I won't be on till Wednesday or after.
What do you call a Muslim in a swimming pool? A bath bomb.
Why do orphans always get picked on?
They can't run and tell their parents.
What do skeletons say before they eat?
Bone appétit. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
What do you get when you cross a stick and a dog? A run away joke...
Where do Sith get their clothes?
At the Darth Maul!
What pants do you wear to church? Hole-y ones.
How many times do you tickle a squid before it laughs?
TEN-TICKLES
Why do orphans play tennis? Because that's the only thing they love.
Why do New Yorkers get what Spider-Man is saying?
Because he always makes spider-sense.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
One day I was very happy. I managed to win the lottery and receive a free vacation trip to Saudi Arabia!
Everything was going well until suddenly the FRAUD appeared! It was him, PRISTIANO PENALDO! He dived toward me and grabbed my lottery ticket. I asked him why he is doing this, only for him to reply "I need trip to Saudi Arabia to statpad the PENS!" as he dived back through my window.
Shame on you for stealing my vacation and ruining my day! You are no longer my Idol Pristianooooo!
[God creating sharks]
God: Ok give them 3 rows of teeth.
Angel: Seems excessive but ok.
God: And make them mean as hell.
Angel: WTF y.
God: BECAUSSE I SAID SO.
Angel:...
God: And make one of the types have a hammer for a head.
Angel: Why do I still work for you?
God: Because I’m the only employer as of right now.
Hitler walks into his meeting room, turns to his trusted staff, and says, “I want you to organize the execution of 10,000 Jews and one kitten.”
Everyone looks around the table and, after a long silence, Goering pipes up. “Mein Fuhrer, why do you want to kill a kitten?”
Hitler smiles and turns to the rest of the table. “You see, no one cares about the Jews.”
Do you know what the similarity between a penis and cucumber is?
They both have cum in it.
