DoS jokes
What do starving kids call Venetian blinds?
Bunk beds.
What do you call a person who wants to be punched a lot?
A clout chaser.
Search up "clout meaning" if you don't get it.
What do you get when you throw a pile of dead babies into a fryer?
Kentucky Fried Children!
What's it called when you eat those same babies?
Finger Lickin' Good!
What do you call a skeleton snake?
A rattler!
Why do women always have sex with the lights off?
Because they never like to see a man having a good time.
Memes
What do you call an autistic My Little Pony?
Twilight Special.
What do you call an alligator that reads maps? Navigator.
Why do hackers in Africa have hard times dealing with firewalls?
They don't have water.
How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a lil' boogie in it ;)
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Owl say.
Owl say who?
Yes, they do.
What soda do dogs drink? Pupsi.
Why do they tell actors to "break a leg"?
Because every play has a cast.
What do you call security outside a Samsung store?
Guardians of the Galaxy.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Lean beef.
Two of the worst jokes ever.
I want a job cleaning mirrors. I could really see myself doing it!
What do you call an orphan fish?
Self-ish.
How do you fit 27 New Zealand tourists in a 15-seater bus?
Simple. All in the ashtray.
Do you want to hear a joke about the blunt pencil? Never mind, it's pointless.
What do Will from "Stranger Things" and the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air have in common? They're both named Will, and their lives both got flipped, turned upside down.
What do you call a room full of disabled people with epilepsy?
A seizure salad.