DoS jokes
Why do American guns only have 30 bullets?
'Cause that's how many kids are in a class.
Kid to daddy: "Why do they call it Uranus?"
Daddy to kid: "Cause, son, it's Uranus."
What do you call a guy who has sex on the Moon?
An โAstronutโ!
Why do orphans like to go to church?
It is the only place where they can call a father.
What do cats have for breakfast?
Mice crispies.
Memes
What do you call a dwarf in a drawer?
Gay.
Q: What do you say to a kid who threatens to beat you up?
A: We can always rearrange your liver ๐
What do you call a dino stripper?
A dinohore.
What do girls and rocks have in common?
The flat ones get skipped.
Orphan: *crying* You: Do you know where your parents are? Orphan: No. Your Friend: They don't have parents!!! You: ๐ I know.
How do you start a fight in space?
"Comet me, bro."
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Tell 'em to clap until their parents come home.
What did the captain of the Titanic do before the Titanic sunk?
He nominated everyone for the ice bucket awards.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair? A RC-XD.
Where do ducks poop out of?
From their buttquack.
Good night, sleep tight, don't let the bedbugs bite, and if they do, hit them with a shoe till they're all black and blue!
What do you call someone who is extra virgin?
Mrs. Frame.
What do kids play when they can't play with a phone?
Bored games.
Where do sex addicts go when they need to talk? Hoe-and-Tell.
What do LGBTQ+ people use as a weapon in THG (The Hunger Games)?
A rainbow.