DoS jokes

Why do orphans like emos?

Reverse "emo" and put an "h" in the beginning.

Where do astronauts 👩‍🚀 keep their sandwiches 🥪?

In their launch box! 🚀📦😂

What do you call a baby kangaroo? Joey.

What do you call a 6 year old named Joey? Supper.

What did the bottle of conditioner do on the toilet?

Shampoo.

Do nothing about people falling down the stairs, it will keep happening.

Put razor blades on the stairs, it will be their last time falling down the stairs.

What do you call it when a lizard can’t get a boner?

Ereptile Dysfunction!

Why do heterosexual men and women that are married in France only perform anilingus on each other in their bedrooms?

Anal sex and oral sex is against the law in France.

Slavery has existed in the western world for 3 centuries, but in the Arab regions it has existed before and is still going on, so why don’t people talk about it?

Because it’s only bad when white people do it.

If you're ever bored, just beat up an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?

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You can easily outrun a midget because they have to run twice as much as you do.

Best way to trick your friends:

A brick falls out of a plane.

How do you put an elephant in the fridge? Open the door, put him in, and close the door.

How do you put a giraffe in the fridge? Open the door, take the poor elephant out, put the giraffe in, and close the door.

The animal kingdom is throwing a party, all the animals are there except for one, who? The giraffe, because he's still in the fridge.

Sally needs to cross the river that is known to be filled with deadly crocodiles, but she crossed safely, how? Because the crocodiles are at the party, but Sally still dies after crossing the river, how? Because she was hit by the flying brick.

What do you call a Mexican that dives into a pool? Bean dip.

How do you make a little girl cry for a second time?

By wiping her blood off your dick with her teddy bear.

How do you start a dance party?

Go into the PTSD ward of an insane asylum and set off fireworks and watch the magic unfold.

Why do people keep saying, "Why did the toilet paper not cross?" Because it got stuck in the crack, because it got stuck in their crack.

What do a "transgender" woman's favorite song and his/her last online order have in common?

~they're both a dick in a box.

What do you call a Mexican midget?

A paragraph, because he's not a full essay.

When you see a deer, what do you say?

"Oh deer!"

I will never forget my Grandpa's last words: "What are you doing with that rope and saw?"