What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair? A RC-XD.
DoS Jokes
Where do ducks poop out of?
From their buttquack.
Good night, sleep tight, don't let the bedbugs bite, and if they do, hit them with a shoe till they're all black and blue!
What do you call someone who is extra virgin?
Mrs. Frame.
What do kids play when they can't play with a phone?
Bored games.
Where do sex addicts go when they need to talk? Hoe-and-Tell.
What do LGBTQ+ people use as a weapon in THG (The Hunger Games)?
A rainbow.
What do starving kids call Venetian blinds?
Bunk beds.
What do you call a person who wants to be punched a lot?
A clout chaser.
Search up "clout meaning" if you don't get it.
What do you get when you throw a pile of dead babies into a fryer?
Kentucky Fried Children!
What's it called when you eat those same babies?
Finger Lickin' Good!
What do you call a skeleton snake?
A rattler!
Why do women always have sex with the lights off?
Because they never like to see a man having a good time.
What do you call an autistic My Little Pony?
Twilight Special.
What do you call an alligator that reads maps? Navigator.
Why do hackers in Africa have hard times dealing with firewalls?
They don't have water.
How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a lil' boogie in it ;)
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Owl say.
Owl say who?
Yes, they do.
What soda do dogs drink? Pupsi.
Why do they tell actors to "break a leg"?
Because every play has a cast.
What do you call security outside a Samsung store?
Guardians of the Galaxy.
