DoS jokes
Why do Imagine Dragons dream about mythical creatures?
Because they're believers.
What do you call a flat-chested emo girl?
A cutting board.
What do orphans and Spider-Man have in common?
They both have no way home.
What do you do when you're sad? Kick an orphan!
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Because their daddy still hasn't come home with the milk.
Memes
What do my little brother and a vagina have in common?
They both ooze blood 🩸 when punched.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
No one shuts up about them.
What do you call an Indian going through the bins?
RUM-MAJINGG
Why do orphans play GTA?
To be wanted.
Why do orphanages give out free phones?
So you can press the home button.
What do you call a cow that lives in Africa? Moo-fasa!
Why can you bully orphans?
What are they gonna do, go tell their parents?
What do Miss Reeves and Michael Jackson have in common?
They both have a touchy feeling for kids.
What do you call an orphan's family photo?
A selfie.
What do ya call a legless prostitute in a strawberry field?
A jammy cunt.
Why do they call priests "father?" Because it's too suspicious to call him "daddy!"
What do you get when you cross a highway on a bike?
Run over.
I'll never forget my mother's last words: "What are you doing with that sledgehammer?"
An assassin threatens a planet.
The planet remains calm.
The assassin: "Do you not realize the gravity of this situation?"
How did you get Sally into a blender?
- Without much resistance.
How do you get Sally out of a blender?
- Tortilla chips.
Son: Hey Dad, can I play Fortnite?
Dad: I don't know, do you want a girlfriend?