Why can’t Hitler do track?
He can’t even finish a race.
DoS Jokes
What do you call an orphan who grows up to become a priest?
Father Les.
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What do gay guys and priests have in common?
They are both gay in their own ways.
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What do you call an emo cancer kid?
Chemo.
What do Priests and School shooters have in common?
They both blast little kids in the face.
Why do American guns only have 30 bullets?
'Cause that's how many kids are in a class.
Kid to daddy: "Why do they call it Uranus?"
Daddy to kid: "Cause, son, it's Uranus."
What do you call a guy who has sex on the Moon?
An “Astronut”!
Why do orphans like to go to church?
It is the only place where they can call a father.
What do cats have for breakfast?
Mice crispies.
What do you call a dwarf in a drawer?
Gay.
Q: What do you say to a kid who threatens to beat you up?
A: We can always rearrange your liver 😏
What do you call a dino stripper?
A dinohore.
What do girls and rocks have in common?
The flat ones get skipped.
Orphan: *crying* You: Do you know where your parents are? Orphan: No. Your Friend: They don't have parents!!! You: 😂 I know.
How do you start a fight in space?
"Comet me, bro."
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Tell 'em to clap until their parents come home.
What did the captain of the Titanic do before the Titanic sunk?
He nominated everyone for the ice bucket awards.
