DoS jokes
Why do orphans like boomerangs?
A: Because they come back, unlike their parents.
What does an orphan wish they could do?
Wish happy Mother's Day and Father's Day.
What do you call an orphan that grows to be a priest?
Fatherless.
What do you call a blank piece of paper?
Women's rights.
Do you work at Subway? Because you turn my 6 inch into a footlong.
Memes
Dumb person: Wat idk mean?
Person 1: I don’t know.
Dumb one: Oh u don’t know okie I ask Googol.
Person 1: Wait idk means--
Dumb one (to Googol): WAT DOS IDK MANNN?
Googol: I don’t know.
Dumb one: OH ME GOOOD EVEN GOGLO DOESYN KNOWWW
What do you call a fudge packer who has special needs?
A gay black male that has Down Syndrome.
What do you call a bowling ball that falls from the sky and knocks down all the bowling pins?
An airstrike.
Why did the emo kid get mad?
I wore a “Just Do It” shirt.
What do you call two lesbians in a closet? A liqueur cabinet.
What do Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common?
Little boys turn them on.
What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?
Tell her to slow down and use lubricants.
What do bungee jumping and a gay man have in common?
If the rubber breaks, they're in beep shit.
What do black parents and elevators have in common?
Neither of them can raise anything without a belt.
What do KFC and a brothel have in common?
They’re both full of greasy chicks.
How do you know if a chick is too fat?
If you pull her pants down, her ass is still in them.
What do a 9V battery and a butthole have in common?
We know we’re not supposed to put our tongue on them, but we do it anyway.
What do you call yourself when you fist a midget?
A ventriloquist.
What do blind people and orphans have in common?
They both can't see their parents.
What do you call a drunk cat? A drunk cat.