DoS jokes
Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas?
Because Oct 31 == Dec 25.
What do you call a fly without wings?
A walk.
What do you get when you cross a cold wind with a feather?
A brrrrrrrr-d!
*The doctor asking why I've broken 19 bones in the past week*
*My abusive mum- Go on, tell him!*
Well what am I gonna do now...
A note for my old English Teacher:
Mr. Colin, who loves making a din, He thinks everyone loves him, but little does he know, That's not what everyone shows, About his life he ploughs and ploughs, About his dog Bella and his relationship woes... Mr. Colin, we do not care, When you speak, our minds are not there, Your life you have unnecessarily shared, When we see you, our eyesight is impaired... Mr. Colin, rumbling about his exceptions, Just when someone puts something in the bin, Or chatters to someone, not even causing a din, But Mr. Colin, drinking too much gin, Will flail all his annoying attention on him, He'll push his limits, right to the rim...
And just how I love flan! Oh, he's finally gone!
Memes
Do you know why I hate pedophiles?
They are fucking immature kids!
How do you tell if a loaf of bread has Down Syndrome?
It has an extra crumb-osome.
Why do ducks have feathers?
So you don't see their butt. *quack* (crack)
What sort of movies do cows like to watch?
Moosicals!
What do Joe Biden and orphans have in common?
No one loves them!
Why do orphans like emos?
Reverse "emo" and put an "h" in the beginning.
How do you get a million fans?
Just run through Africa with a bottle of water.
How do you fix a broken pizza? With tomato paste.
I kidnapped an orphan. What are they going to do? Cry for mom?
What do you call a group of Emos?
Suicide squad.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
RC-XD
What do you call an anorexic blond with a yeast infection?
... A quarter pounder with cheese.
What do shemales and barns have in common?
Cocks.
Do nothing about people falling down the stairs, it will keep happening.
Put razor blades on the stairs, it will be their last time falling down the stairs.
What do you call a baby kangaroo? Joey.
What do you call a 6 year old named Joey? Supper.