DoS jokes
Why do orphans play GTA?
To be wanted.
Why do orphanages give out free phones?
So you can press the home button.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
No one shuts up about them.
What do you do when you're sad? Kick an orphan!
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Because their daddy still hasn't come home with the milk.
What do my little brother and a vagina have in common?
They both ooze blood 🩸 when punched.
Memes
What do orphans and olden day actors have in common?
Both get food thrown at them some of the time.
Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
What do you call a flat-chested emo girl?
A cutting board.
Why do Imagine Dragons dream about mythical creatures?
Because they're believers.
What do you call a flat emo kid?
A cutting board.
What do you do when you're bored?
I beat up orphans.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Papyrus: Sans, stop being a lazy Bones.
Sans: Why bro, guess you don't have the back bone to do anything, heheh.
What do you call an Indian going through the bins?
RUM-MAJINGG
Why can you bully orphans?
What are they gonna do, go tell their parents?
What do Miss Reeves and Michael Jackson have in common?
They both have a touchy feeling for kids.
What do you call a cow that lives in Africa? Moo-fasa!
Why do they call priests "father?" Because it's too suspicious to call him "daddy!"
How do chickens 🐔 get stronger and stronger?
They egg-xercise every day!
An assassin threatens a planet.
The planet remains calm.
The assassin: "Do you not realize the gravity of this situation?"
What do you call an orphan's family photo?
A selfie.