Why do people keep saying, "Why did the toilet paper not cross?" Because it got stuck in the crack, because it got stuck in their crack.
DoS Jokes
What do you call a Mexican midget?
A paragraph, because he's not a full essay.
What do a "transgender" woman's favorite song and his/her last online order have in common?
~they're both a dick in a box.
When you see a deer, what do you say?
"Oh deer!"
Here is a dark joke for you guys... "Why do pornstars scream, "DADDY!" in their videos? Because they were child molested by their father!"
How do you tell if a loaf of bread has Down Syndrome?
It has an extra crumb-osome.
What do you call women's rights: A blank sheet of paper.
What do feminists and tampons have in common?
They're both stuck-up cunts.
What do you call a group of black people?
A hoodie.
Man 1: I-I ran my mom over to get a stupid book.
Man 2: Aww, books aren't that bad. I'm sure she thinks you're a great son considering she can't drive anymore.
Man 1: She was in the road, and I was rushing to get the last copy of this book. She can't drive or do anything anymore.
What do the initials BIBLE stand for?
"Bullshit In Book Lacking Evidence."
What do you call a skeleton with no bones? A boneless boy.
What do you call a goat?
A goat.
What do you call it when you get away with masturbating in the shower?
You got off clean.
I will never forget my Grandpa's last words: "What are you doing with that rope and saw?"
What do you call Stephen Hawking on his period?
Mario Kart.
Why does Stephen Hawking do one liners?
Because he can't do standup.
What do fire and people have in common?
They will both eventually die out.
What do you call a bunch of Aboriginals rolling down a hill?
Abo-lanche.
What do you tell a female with 2 black eyes?
Nothing, you already told her twice.