What do Joe Biden and orphans have in common?
No one loves them!
DoS Jokes
Why do orphans like emos?
Reverse "emo" and put an "h" in the beginning.
How do you get a million fans?
Just run through Africa with a bottle of water.
How do you fix a broken pizza? With tomato paste.
I kidnapped an orphan. What are they going to do? Cry for mom?
What do you call a group of Emos?
Suicide squad.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
RC-XD
What do you call an anorexic blond with a yeast infection?
... A quarter pounder with cheese.
What do shemales and barns have in common?
Cocks.
Do nothing about people falling down the stairs, it will keep happening.
Put razor blades on the stairs, it will be their last time falling down the stairs.
What do you call a baby kangaroo? Joey.
What do you call a 6 year old named Joey? Supper.
What did the bottle of conditioner do on the toilet?
Shampoo.
Where do astronauts 👩🚀 keep their sandwiches 🥪?
In their launch box! 🚀📦😂
What do you call it when a lizard can’t get a boner?
Ereptile Dysfunction!
If you're ever bored, just beat up an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
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You can easily outrun a midget because they have to run twice as much as you do.
Best way to trick your friends:
A brick falls out of a plane.
How do you put an elephant in the fridge? Open the door, put him in, and close the door.
How do you put a giraffe in the fridge? Open the door, take the poor elephant out, put the giraffe in, and close the door.
The animal kingdom is throwing a party, all the animals are there except for one, who? The giraffe, because he's still in the fridge.
Sally needs to cross the river that is known to be filled with deadly crocodiles, but she crossed safely, how? Because the crocodiles are at the party, but Sally still dies after crossing the river, how? Because she was hit by the flying brick.
How do you make a little girl cry for a second time?
By wiping her blood off your dick with her teddy bear.
What do you call a Mexican that dives into a pool? Bean dip.
