DoS jokes
What do you call a selfie of an orphan? A family photo.
What do you get when you mix a lemon and a cat?
A sourpuss.
What do you call an orphan taking a picture?
A self-portrait.
What do you call an injured person who doesn't want to play a game with you? A sore loser.
Hello Miss Chandia, here. I want to tell you guys a joke.
What do jokes serve for dessert?
Memes
What do me and a casino machine have in common? It takes about 50 pumps to get to the jackpot.
Why do orphans play GTA?
Because they need to know what it’s like to be wanted.
What do a school shooter and a person with gum have in common?
One's the pull it out everyone wants to be their friend.
Teacher: Why do people snore?
Me: Because they sleep.
A couple and their friends were riding their tricycle, and one wheel fell off. They discussed what to do, and finally the friend said, "Why don't you just use me?" The boyfriend said, "Why did I not think of using the third wheel?"
Where do cows go for entertainment?
The MOOOOvie theater.
Why do they call them apartments when they are together?
What do you call a skeleton's omelet?
A bonelet.
How do you get two deaf people from fighting?
Turn off the lights and walk out.
What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese. Okay, I can't do this anymore.
Hi, I love you. You know I do. What a good night of a good time and time to go, oooo!
Do you have a halo, cause I can give you one.
What do you call male mermaids?
Mer-butlers!
How do you annoy Pinocchio?
Ask him, "Do you always tell lies?"
What do you call a stoner when horny?
A weed whacker!