DoS jokes
Why do orphans play GTA?
To be wanted.
Why do orphanages give out free phones?
So you can press the home button.
Why can you bully orphans?
What are they gonna do, go tell their parents?
What do you do when you're sad? Kick an orphan!
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What do my little brother and a vagina have in common?
They both ooze blood 🩸 when punched.
Why do they call priests "father?" Because it's too suspicious to call him "daddy!"
Memes
What do you call an Indian going through the bins?
RUM-MAJINGG
What do ya call a legless prostitute in a strawberry field?
A jammy cunt.
What do you call an orphan's family photo?
A selfie.
I snorted a line of coke off my 8-year-old sister’s tiny prepubescent vag. She just laid there and let me do it without complaining, probably because she was already dead.
I'll never forget my mother's last words: "What are you doing with that sledgehammer?"
What do you get when you cross a highway on a bike?
Run over.
How did you get Sally into a blender?
- Without much resistance.
How do you get Sally out of a blender?
- Tortilla chips.
An assassin threatens a planet.
The planet remains calm.
The assassin: "Do you not realize the gravity of this situation?"
What do you call a chill transgender?
Fictional.
What do Cavemen poop in?
A Neander stall.
How do chickens 🐔 get stronger and stronger?
They egg-xercise every day!
Why do penguins carry fish in their beaks?
Because they don’t have pockets. I’m
Papyrus: Sans, stop being a lazy Bones.
Sans: Why bro, guess you don't have the back bone to do anything, heheh.
Son: Hey Dad, can I play Fortnite?
Dad: I don't know, do you want a girlfriend?
What do a gay man and a tumbleweed have in common?
They blow and blow until they wind up on a fence in Wyoming.