DoS jokes
What do Bob Ross's painting and the orphanage have in common?
They're both filled with happy little accidents.
What do emo boys and emo girls have in common? They both wanna die and cut so they can die faster, but they are already dead, already dead to me!
I lost my job by giving up my seat to someone.
I didn't know you're not supposed to do that if you're a bus driver!
What do you call a Chinese boy throwing poo?
Yung Flung Dung.
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year? Because they don’t have a Mother’s and Father’s Day.
Memes
GF: What do you think of our love?
BF: Count the stars in the sky.
GF: Aww... It's infinity!
BF: Nope. It's just a waste of time.
I say, punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
I found a rock at the park. I threw it at some orphans.
What would they do? Go to their family?
What do you say to a person who got his whole left side cut off? "Are you all right?!"
What do gay horses say?
"Hay ya'lllllllllllllll!"
Dad: What time do you wanna go to the dentist?
Daughter: *tooth hurty*
Dad: All right.
What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a parakeet?
Shredded tweet!
We are all just suicidal kids telling other kids not to do it.
What do you call a person with no nose and no body?
Nobody knows.
Why do orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home plate.
What do a condom and a gun have in common? You should never use either one of them.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
How do you get the depressed kid out of the tree? You cut the rope.
What do you get when you mix a lemon and a cat?
A sourpuss.
What do you call an orphan taking a picture?
A self-portrait.